War on Everyone Page #5

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It requires focus.

What's a Soderbergh?

Steven Soderbergh

is a Jewish-American auteur.

He's Swedish.

He's in jail now in Florida

on a morals charge.

Jennifer Lopez is in this movie.

Takes her blouse off,

but you can't really see her titties.

Why can't you see her titties?

Because she's a serious f***ing actor,

that's why.

She's not gonna get her cupcakes out

for a fool like you.

- Csar, go get it.

- Go get it, you.

He told you to get it! Mom!

Stop whining and answer the door, OK?

Why do you always pick on me?

Because you're the youngest

and most vulnerable, I guess.

That quote is Simone de Beauvoir.

If I could only find the damn thing.

Mmm, 50 bucks coming my way.

Don't pay her, Pop.

- Hey.

- Hey, hey, hey.

This jackass says you wanted to see him.

Don't call Reggie a jackass, that's rude.

And factually inaccurate.

He's more like a pathetic simpleton.

Sit down, Reggie.

So you found Jimmy?

In body, if not in spirit.

Hey, I'm sorry for Terry

making fun of your religion.

I apologise on his behalf.

Jennifer Lopez is in this.

She takes her blouse off

but you can't really see her titties.

I know!

No, stop, Your Lordship!

Stop!

Your father!

I don't give a damn about my father.

Some cops showed up at the club tonight.

Some bullshit about one of my dancers.

Ex-dancer.

Do you think it has anything

to do with us?

Maybe, maybe not.

Want me to get in touch with the Webbs,

tell them to cancel the gig?

No.

It's probably just a coincidence, but...

Get hold of the girl.

See what their story is.

Give them a warning, if necessary.

So where's this grand finale

you've been promising me, Russell?

Chill out, maestro.

It's on its way.

A million dollars.

Any questions, gentlemen?

I'm not sure whether that's supreme

self-confidence or idiocy.

But whatever.

Russell?

Do you ever think that you're God

and everything else is just an illusion?

No.

I love cheerleaders.

Is this part of your act?

I'm a majorette, moron.

I love majorettes, too.

I ain't prejudiced.

What do you want?

Brought you a new TV.

Oh.

You have a conscience after all, huh?

Do you want it or not?

I am a lineman for the county...

Weirdo.

You're the weirdo.

You're the weirdo.

Who's this a**hole?

Ex-boyfriend.

Looks like a douchebag.

He was a really intelligent guy.

He wrote a well-regarded monograph

on Andr Breton.

And he had a nice dick.

And who's this?

Ex-boyfriend.

Oh, he had a nice dick, too.

What is this about?

I don't know.

Loneliness?

It's kinda creepy.

It's like something bad's gonna happen

but there's nothing she can do about it.

Yeah.

So where did Jimmy-boy say he was going?

Kenosha.

Kenosha, Wisconsin.

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