War on Everyone Page #4

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It helps to relieve the symptoms.

You're dyslexic

and you have multiple sclerosis?

Mmm.

Yeah, I've had a lot

of hard luck in my life.

You can't even spell sclerosis.

S-C-L-E...

Oh, f***.

Look, I don't know.

Hey, it's Reynard. Clifford Reynard.

I used to steal cars with him.

I mean, I think he's a driver now.

Well, he's a f***ing prick, anyways.

Hey.

I claim my prize.

Thank you.

That's amazing.

The flexibility.

You should have seen her when she was 15.

You guys looking for me?

Well, if you're the manager

of this shithole, then yes, we are.

I'm Detective Bolao. Detective Monroe.

You are...

Russell Birdwell.

What's the problem?

We're looking for the address of

one of your dancers. Jacqueline Hollis?

Jackie Hollis?

Jackie Hollis, whatever.

She doesn't work for me any more,

she quit.

Yeah, I didn't ask you

if she's currently employed here.

I asked you for her address.

She in some kind of trouble?

Just give us her f***ing address.

You guys are adorable.

Where are you guys from? What precinct?

We're from hell, baby.

You know, the, uh, guy that discovered

Uranus wanted to call it George.

This is the planet George.

Come on, Harris.

Oh!

- What?

- Oh, hey, darling.

Tell Jimmy Harry wants to see him.

- Harry who?

- Harry f***ing Krishna!

Get away from the door, ma'am.

Get away from the door.

Hey, it's Manny Pacquiao!

Leave him alone.

He's a Quaker.

Does he have any guns

stashed away anywhere?

No, I told you, he's a Quaker.

He abhors violence.

- He what?

- What?

He abhors violence.

- He abhors!

- F***ing pigs, man!

Hey!

That's not very nice.

Hey, Jackie, can you put on some, uh,

coffee for Mr Harris here?

- And you should probably have one.

- You want some doughnuts, too? F***ers.

Nice underwear, Jimmy.

Ooh! Widescreen.

Cool beans.

You got any Glen Campbell?

Who?

You never heard of Glen Campbell?

What's gonna happen to him?

To Glen Campbell?

To Jimmy.

Guess they'll ship him back to Riker's

with another nickel on his sentence.

There's nothing you can do for him?

Are you trying to bribe us, ma'am?

No.

Damn it!

These f***ing law-abiding citizens.

Well, how much?

How much you have in the house?

Five. Two. Two Gs.

How much you got in the f***ing house?

Five.

Great! We'll take it.

And then he's free to walk?

If it's within his capabilities.

And I'm taking that widescreen as well.

You want something?

No, I don't want anything.

So, Jimmy-boy, why are you in town?

You wouldn't happen to be planning

a little caper, now, would you?

Do you have an Xbox, by any chance?

I can't concentrate. What the f***?

They were there first.

This is a Soderbergh movie.

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