Vive la France Page #4

it's no longer yours.

- It is!

- No.

It's in Paris,

to save an old lady.

Give kidney!

Without documents

or medical insurance,

good luck getting it back!

If it's not done within 72 hours,

your kidney

is better flambed with mushrooms!

You're making fun now!

Filthy charlatan!

You joke, he no kidney!

I'm just trying to help.

If that's your attitude, I'm gone.

My kidney!

Go milk billy goats!

I want my kidney!

And go munch grass

with your two nannies!

My kidney!

I want my kidney!

My kidney.

Hello.

Sorry but I'm shocked

by what I just heard.

I'm Marianne Bouvier.

It's outrageous.

I'm with "In Depth". Heard of it?

Probably not.

I'm reporting on hospitals

and I'd really like to help you.

Not the Mother Teresa act again!

- What?

- Enough.

I'll be right back.

Come on, Feruz, let's go.

Hurry.

We can't miss out on this.

I can't do it, Marianne.

I have a shoot

up in northern France.

With the unemployed.

If we tell their story,

it'll help them.

If you want to spend your time

fighting for the weak, be my guest.

The camera,

the van keys.

See you in Paris.

Sure, go ahead, piss off.

You waste of space!

Where are you going?

Female scum!

Don't worry,

I'm not with Immigration.

I'll get your kidney back.

We not need kidney!

I want my kidney...

You'll get 70 of them in paradise.

I ready to die

but only with all my parts!

No one's going to die.

We'll get it back.

I'll drive you to Paris if I have to.

- Paris?

- Eiffel Tower!

You can take us Paris?

Of course.

My car's right outside. Follow me.

A woman with a car?

The French are crazy.

We follow her. It's easier.

Bad idea coming here.

- Want a ride to Paris?

- Yes.

Then trust me.

You haven't seen

the good side of France yet.

It's a just and humane land,

full of understanding people...

- Hello, ma'am.

- Miss.

Number 44.

I'm listening.

There's been a terrible

medical error.

His kidney was removed by mistake

and he'd like it back

before it's transplanted.

I want my kidney!

SMM.

Serious Medical Malpractice.

You have to file a complaint

with the public prosecutor,

adding the victim's medical file

obtained

from the doctor in question,

and a letter

justifying the complaint,

why you want the kidney back.

After that,

you'll need to launch civil action

and submit your complaint

for compensation...

But...

The compensation office

closes at 4 PM,

in other words in 5 minutes.

Tomorrow is a holiday,

they'll take Friday off,

then the weekend

and a strike on Monday.

Go on Tuesday morning.

Early as they're very busy

and pretty slow.

It should take 4 or 5 years

to settle.

All right.

Goodbye.

No way!

We want a guarantee

he'll get it back!

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