Vive la France Page #3

This not West as Alin described.

This horrible.

We must go back home.

No, we continue mission.

You lose Eiffel Tower!

Sun there, we go there!

What now?

I hurt everywhere.

Is all your fault.

I hungry, I thirsty and I tired!

Move it.

Always move it.

No, I hurt! I stay here!

Fine, you stay here alone.

I carry on.

Taboulistan counting on us.

Sick of taking care of you!

Drive straight, feel sick.

What piss me off more?

You or France?

Stop complain.

You need me.

We two inseparable.

Like goatherd and nanny goat...

Women and moustaches...

Children and hand grenades...

Love and sheep...

France is beautiful!

Yeah...

Refuse collectors on strike!

Get out now.

That way.

Fire!

What this?

It's war! Run!

Feruz!

You really laid into them!

What a gang of losers!

We demolished them!

Women hit men here!

They crazy in this country!

Let's grab a pastis.

The place is full of sex bombs.

Bombs?

Packed with bombs!

We go with them.

We can buy explosive.

Lot of terrorists here...

Tony, how's it going?

They bring us to a prostitutes' bar.

Look at skirt

on edge of bush.

This not good.

No, not good.

Tony, pastis all round.

- Thirsty work.

- Thirsty.

Is there war on in France?

In France?

This isn't France, dipstick!

This is Marseilles!

It's not France?

No, we're different.

We have it all.

Sun, sea... and buddies!

Buddies all around you!

It's hot here.

Grab your weapons!

We're the Marseilles guys!

And we're going to win!

Looking to die?

What's that Paris soccer shirt?

Want a beating, bud?

F*** the hell off!

Motherfuckers!

Why everyone say "motherf***er"?

What it mean?

It's like "hi" or "hello".

Motherf***er.

- Motherf***er.

- What?

Hey, fuckwad, you dissing us?

No, no dissing.

Go home to mommy, children.

Children? You f*** off home!

We massacre Parisians here!

I want to massacre Parisians too!

Shut your mouth!

Marseilles rules!

F*** Paris!

Where are we?

We in hospital.

They look after you good.

Medicine champions!

But you sleep three days.

You must eat.

Come on, this good.

It yogurt.

Gentlemen...

I have some good news.

We removed your kidney

with no trouble.

Kidney?

It was his nose...

His nose?

Nose.

- Christelle...

- Doctor?

His file.

- What's "kidney"?

- Nothing.

Sh*t!

What happened here?

I wasn't on intake.

It's a kidney...

A kidney?

- I was off.

- Off?

Yes, I was off!

You weren't. You say that every time!

Cut it out!

I'm sorry, we made a mistake.

We took a kidney

instead of mending your nose.

You sick!

Calm down, ok!

You can live with one kidney.

I only have one testicle

and I manage fine.

Yes!

My kidney...

Give it back.

Good luck.

Technically,

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