Visit to a Small Planet Page #2
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- Year:
- 1960
- 85 min
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Rhett...
I am going as Jefferson Davis.
Now that's final George.
My program goes on the air exactly
as we taped it this morning.
Goodbye.
Censorship, the curse
of the intelligent man.
And what are you doing?
He's just giving me a hand, daddy.
He certainly is. Get it out of there.
Her zipper stuck, Mr. Spelding.
No man has the right to zip a girl,
until they're engaged.
I'm sure we can trust Conrad,
he's very mechanical.
Mr. Spelding, what do you think
Poppycock.
Mr. Mayberry doesn't think so.
He swears he saw
an unidentified flying object,
heading towards Richmond
Bob Mayberry saw the Richmond
plane heading towards Richmond.
Mass hysteria that's what it is.
I am laying it on the line
tonight for the American public.
You could be wrong, dear.
Space men. There ain't no such animal.
That's the phrase I'm hitting
them with on my telecast.
Remember that scoop you had about Elvis.
You said he was going into the Navy.
Why don't you go home and get dressed?
Yes, sir. Ouch!
I'll be back soon Ellen.
All right dear.
Some mechanic.
Flying saucer over Richmond.
Now I've heard everything.
There ain't no such animal.
Safe.
Good evening, I wonder
if you could help me.
Am I any where near eh...
Oh, I guess he hasn't learned to read yet.
What's the matter Rags? Hungry?
Rheba, when are you going to feed this dog?
I think he's trying to tell you something.
Of course he is, he's trying
to tell me he's hungry.
You see, he's not hungry at all.
- Now, where he ever learn that trick?
- I don't know.
Someone at the side door. I'll get it dear.
Rheba, it's almost seven do you mind
turning on the TV set in the living room.
Of course, dear. Any particular channel?
My channel.
I want to watch me. Nobody
else in this house does.
- Yes?
- Good evening, madam.
My name Kreton, and
I should like to see him instantly.
General Lee? Oh, you mean Bob
Mayberry down the road.
But I'm here for the battle.
Oh, I don't think it will be a brawl,
although last year...
We will be leaving in a few minutes.
Why don't you just drive
over with us, Mr. Crouton?
That's Kreton. And thank you very much.
TV set warmed up yet?
Just turning it on, dear.
My husband's television program.
He's very popular they tell me.
Oh, really?
- Oh, Mr. Kreton?
- Yes?
Do sit down and watch.
Well, television in 1861.
That's funny, I thought it came much later.
- Smoke if you'd like to.
- Thank you.
And stop whatever you're doing.
Yes, stop and reflect a moment.
Are you a thinking man?
Yeah, I think, I'm a thinking man.
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