
Visit to a Small Planet
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VISIT TO A SMALL PLANE And in remote outer
reaches of the universe,
past civilizations as we know it,
is a galactic system called, the Milky Way.
Now this minor galaxy
contains in its backwards area.
known as:
The Sun.With a really pitiful array of planets.
So much for our lesson in space geography.
And I hope you all took notes.
They'll be a test first thing
in the century, now then...
Where is he?
Well, speak up. Where is Kreton?
During recess, I saw him
kick the ball over Cloud 9.
On purpose.
He said he'll be right back Mr. Delton.
He better be.
I wonder if he's headed...
There again! Oh, no.
That's Kreton, all right.
Goofiest driver in the whole school.
Kreton.
Uh-uh, mustn't touch.
Let's go buster, back
here where you belong.
- It's him.
- It's he.
you're there, come out.
Why don't you come in?
Because I'm the teacher
and I said, come out.
Well, I did mean any harm, Mr. Delton.
You see, Mr. Delton? I found my ball.
- I'll get it.
- Oh, no you don't.
Young man, you and I are going to have
Back to your seats all of you.
Not you.
Now then
you know perfectly well
you've been forbidden to visit,
in the solar system.
But Mr. Delton, earth isn't a planetoid,
it's a full grown planet, it has
six continents, five oceans, 2 moons...
- One moon.
- One moon?
Well, anyhow, it's my hobby,
you see, as I calculate,
right now down there,
they're having a very interesting
period:
The civil war.Well gee whiz, Mr. Dalton.
Every guy should have a hobby.
Not in your case.
Remember Mars, your last hobby?
you set foot on the place.
Bare, barren, desolate.
Nobody goes there anymore.
No...
Say, maybe if they put
a gambling...
Nothing would help.
Thanks to your thoughtlessness,
Mars is a dead planet.
What good is it?
Well, you could...
Now Kreton, I want write:
"I will not visit the earth",
10 billion times.
Stay after school a bit, if necessary.
But Mr. Delton, I got
a date with the fellas,
to go space skiing.
I got wax on my feet and everything.
10 billion times.
10 billion.
Well.
Did he say 10 billion times,
or 10 million times?
What's the difference all start
with the first time.
I... will... not... visit... the...
Ahh.
Haa.
He's gone again. Boy, is he in for it.
You mean, "is the earth in for it."
It is...
It is one of them.
It is. It is.
Hello Mr. Mayberry.
I just picked up my costume
for your party tonight.
What are you going as?
General Lee, same as every year.
What are you looking at?
A flying saucer.
A what?
Didn't you see it?
Well, no sir.
This is the real thing, Conrad.
Look for yourself.
You see it? Do you see it?
Mr. Mayberry, there ain't nothing up there
except a little old cloud.
Oh, give me those.
Little ole cloud nothing. There she is.
Going round and round and round.
- Let me have another look.
- Just as plain as day.
- Well?
- I'm looking.
What is your considered opinion, Conrad?
You won't get mad?
Well, of course I won't.
Well, Mr. Mayberry,
my considered opinion is:
You oughta' see an eye doctor.
You got astigmatism.
Eye doctor!
Well, I gotta get over to Spelding's,
I gotta drop these flowers for Ellen.
Astigmatism!
To wear to your party tonight.
Bye-bye.
Oh, my goodness.
Its wiggling like a hula-hoop.
George, I fully realise that you are vice
president in charge of programming
but I will not pull my punches.
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