Viktor und Viktoria Page #3

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Miss Susanne, take heart,

pity my grief.

And don't forget one thing: one

would like to eat some beefsteak again.

SILENCE:

- Are you Viktoria?

- No.

Yes! It's me.

Hurry, you're up right away.

- Who are you?

- I'm going along with my colleague.

- What?

- I'm going along with my colleague.

Acetate of alumina.

I've already drunken it.

I've been hoarse since then.

Don't drink it.

Put it round the neck!

WOMENS' DRESSING ROOM

A man! A man!

Close the door!

I'm not going in there.

MENS' DRESSING ROOM

Wild horses couldn't drag me there.

I'm not going into

the mens' dressing room.

I do not want to go and I won't go!

Do you want one?

- Good evening, how are you?

- Fine, thank you.

Long time no see!

- What is on today?

- Great numbers.

A first-class programme.

- Beer?

- Lager.

All right. Waiter, two beers!

Some chocolate? Ice cream?

Lemonade! Hot, very hot!

Not surprising! With a scarf

as thick as that, I'd feel hot, too.

Lemonade, hot lemonade, stupid!

Old fool!

Has your father been a glazier?

Hands off there!

Spanish fire has always

run through my veins

And my heart is beating

like castanets.

Spain, only you take away my sleep

and I'm wild about

the friendly toreros.

I also love Spanish dressing screens,

and a kiss from Madrid

says it all.

Come along to Madrid

Or wherever you want to go.

I'll give you a kiss, a kiss

or whatever else you desire.

I've been feeling so strangely

Spanish for some time now,

That even while sleeping I say ...

Ol!

Come along to Madrid

or wherever you want to go,

I have to go to the country

where Carmen is at home.

I can't take it anymore,

I have to get out,

come along to Madrid

or wherever you want to go,

Or wherever you want go,

or wherever you want to go.

- A man?

- Of course.

Idiot!

Apple tree! Apple tree!

Miss Director, the salary, please.

Ten? Wasn't it twelve?

Do you suffer from delusions?

That's enough.

The dealer wins ten! Goodbye.

Someone wants to speak to you.

Hello.

"How do you do, Mister Viktoria?"

My compliments, that was fabulous.

Enormous talent, you'll be popular.

You only need some promotion,

because you can't do without ballyhoo.

But don't fear, I'll take care of it.

You won't find anyone more skilled.

Your name will be famous.

That's my specialty.

- I do not know ...

- Who I am?

Francesco Alberto Punkertin.

At home in all the world, I go in

and out at every theatre direction.

I recognize an attraction

at first sight.

You are my man, I am your good fate.

And everything depends on it.

How much do you get here?

Ten marks.

Per night.

How ridiculous! I guarantee you

200 for the next five years.

That is a net of,

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