Viktor und Viktoria Page #2

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in the South for me.

Well, if it were in the North

or in the West!

I have called the director to

tell him I was not interested.

In addition, the city is too small.

What kind of theatre could it be?

I pity the man,

he was out of his mind.

Well, what shall he do without me?

Hempels do not abound.

What did you say?

No, I'm all silent.

And that's why,

for this reason...

Herr Hempel,

Not a single word you say is true.

Dear miss, I ask you!

You spread it on thick!

Well, a little.

Yes, just a little.

Actually, I'm hard up.

I'm in bad circumstances.

Other people steal my roles.

Nothing but grudgers and schemers.

But worst are the directors.

They should be eradicated.

Root and branch!

How you must feel inside...

Terrible.

Waiter, another beer.

Have you read the reviews about me?

You'll be speechless.

"Mr. Hempel was completely

miscast as Hamlet,

the audience didn't stop

laughing at him. "

They don't know anything!

- You also played Tell?

- With an unprecedented success.

The audience was enthusiastic

about the apple shot.

I had to shoot twice.

That's me as Tell.

And who is this?

It's a girl!

It's me.

You, the heroic actor as a woman?

That must be some joke.

Sadly, it's serious.

Do you know how to keep a secret?

Since last winter I've been working in

small variety shows occasionally,

and I earn some marks as ...

- Otto?

- Yes?

Have all the artists arrived?

All but number 6, Viktoria. But he will

only be on after the intermission.

Hello, young man!

You've forgotten something!

I'm terrified. I'd rather ...

That's just stage fright.

In an hour it'll be over.

I'll get stuck. You'll see.

The main thing is to save the 10 marks.

Everything else is unimportant.

What if I can't go on halfway through?

I'll take care of that, after all,

I want us to earn those ten marks.

You appeared to me

as a rescuing angel,

you understood my misery,

and I had this brilliant idea.

How did it go again? Please help me!

Come along to Madrid

or wherever you want to go,

I'll give you a kiss, a kiss

or whatever else you desire.

I've been feeling so strangely

Spanish for some time now,

that even while sleeping

I say:
Ol!

Come along to Madrid

or wherever you want to go,

I have to go to the country

where Carmen is at home,

I can't take it anymore,

I have to get out,

Come along to Madrid

or wherever you want to go,

VIKTORIA:

MUSICAL COMEDY:

TODAY:

NEW PROGRAM:

No, I do not dare.

Miss Susanne, be a man,

don't behave like a girl!

You know I'm broke,

and my future depends on you.

I've already pawned my suit, my landlady

is angry and will give me notice.

The shoemaker has even threatened

to kill me if I don't pay.

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