Turbo Page #5

Whoa!

Yeah!

Yeah! Bam!

Coming through!

Those guys are crazy!

Those guys are awesome.

Hey, player! The party up here!

How do I get up there?

Later!

Coming through!

Yeah!

Who's "slow-ish" now, garden snail?

Today, everything changes!

Tito, what are you doing?

Planning a "taco-volution"!

It's a little concept that I came up with.

When you combine the words...

"Taco" and "revolution." I get it.

But how is that supposed

to help us sell tacos?

Patience, bro.

Taco-volutions don't happen in a day.

And next up on our tour

is the L.A. River.

Famous for its appearance...

Get! Get out!

Sorry, Paz. Can you throw that up here?

Coming to getcha! I'm coming to getcha!

Bye.

Hey!

Valley Hobby, this is Bobby,

how can I help you?

No, you got the wrong number.

Yeah, okay.

That's what I'm talking about!

You want Jackson Five on your feet?

One Jackson per toe.

Sure, knock yourself out.

Can't get no better.

Okay. So, what's your plan?

Stay here in this rundown strip mall?

With a bunch of lunatic snails,

and a nutso taco man

who is using you to sell Mexican food?!

Because if that's your plan,

then whoopty-skippy-do, sign me up!

My ears are burning.

I hope you're not talking about me.

You two seem to have

a special connection, Little Amigo,

and Snail Who Seems To Be

Friends With Little Amigo.

Is this your mother?

Your sister?

Say no more. It's your girlfriend.

She's a cutie.

Women.

I have to admit,

I was kind of hoping the taco-volution

would've started by now.

It doesn't make sense.

With my brains and your speed,

we should be destined for greatness,

right?

We need to think big, Little Amigo.

I'm talking commercials,

talk shows, county fairs.

Flea markets.

No, farmers' markets. No, supermarkets.

We'll cover all the markets.

Quinceaeras,

confirmations, graduations.

The Indy 500.

I got it.

We can have our very own telenovela!

What? No.

This is it, Chet.

I knew we ended up here for a reason.

Will you just slow down for a second?

Slow down? Are you kidding?

I'm never going slow again!

Theo, stop.

What are you trying to say?

I wanna enter him in the Indy 500.

The Indy 500?

What are you talking about?

What is he talking about?

Now, look,

I know it may sound a little crazy...

No, no, no, Tito,

that doesn't sound crazy.

Dos Bros Tacos and Sushi.

That was crazy.

What? People love sushi.

Dos Bros Tacos and Monkey Petting Zoo.

That was crazy.

The babies were cute.

The adults were just so mean.

Taco Man and his sidekick, the Churro.

That was off-the-hook crazy!

Crazy awesome.

But this, Tito?

This is in a category all by itself.

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