Turbo Page #6

Angelo, please.

Come on, Chet. Just hear me out.

Theo, a snail cannot race

in a competition meant for cars.

There are rules.

Actually,

I've been doing a lot of research,

and there's nothing in the rules

that says a snail can't enter the race.

There's nothing that says this sponge

can't enter the race either,

but that doesn't mean

it's ever gonna happen.

Millions of people watch that race.

This could put us on the map, bro.

-Trying to work, here.

-Come on, Angelo.

All we have to do

is raise the $20,000 registration fee.

What?

-I figured, once we sell the truck...

-Sell the...

Are you even

listening to yourself, Tito?

You want to invest

our entire life savings in a snail!

I'm telling you, this snail

crawled into our lives for a reason.

I think he could be

our little shooting star.

Did you hear that, Chet?

This guy believes in me.

That guy is as crazy as you are.

They'll never let you into that race.

And even if they did,

you wouldn't survive one lap.

-Yeah, but...

-Angelo, listen...

-Tito!

-Theo!

Not every dream is meant to come true.

Yeah, what he said.

A snail in the Indy 500.

What will you think of next?

Don't worry, Little Amigo.

We'll get that entrance fee somehow.

Now, I know some people may say

$20,000 sounds like a lot of money.

It is a lot of money.

And I know some people

may say I'm crazy.

But I say, when a snail crawls

into your life at 200 miles an hour,

then you'd have to be crazy

not to grab onto that shell,

and take a ride of a lifetime.

Now,

in case you're still not convinced...

Boom! Check out my well-designed

endorsement poster.

What's your point, Tito?

My point is, we got a chance

to change our lives for the better.

To make Starlight Plaza

the great place we all know it could be.

Now, come on.

Who's ready to sponsor

the next Indy 500 champion?!

Sorry, Tito, but I've got work to do.

No, you don't. None of you do.

I don't get it. That poster was awesome.

Well, good try, you did your best.

Time to go home, Theo.

We're going to Indianapolis, Chet.

Don't you worry

your chubby little face about that.

All right, team.

Snail up!

And next up on our tour

is the L.A. River.

Famous for its appearance

in such movies as...

You've just been White Shadowed!

Next stop is the Starlight Plaza.

Yes!

Burn. Let's get this party started.

You know it.

Snailed it.

Skidmark. You bringing the beverages?

I got a beverage for you.

And a beverage for you.

Light her up, Turbo.

Do your thing, baby.

Whoa.

Hey, Angelo! We got customers.

Whoa!

Okay, you ready?

Go!

All right. You're good to go.

Okay, everybody. Back on the bus.

Mama, you look good!

Bye. Come again.

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