Turbo Page #4

Angelo...

It says, "Dos Bros Tacos."

"Dos" Bros, Tito. Not "Uno" Bro.

You're supposed to be out there,

selling tacos,

not racing snails.

I know, but this little guy

is something special.

I'm telling you, Angelo,

the customers are gonna be lining up

around the block.

I can see it already.

"Come for the snail racing,

stay for the chimichangas."

Get your head out of the clouds, Tito.

It's enough with your crazy schemes.

No! You're a taco genius, Angelo.

And it is my mission in life

to share your gift with the world.

Great.

Then first thing in the morning,

get in that truck

and go sell some tacos.

Tito.

You sure you had enough to eat?

Are you tired?

Here, I made up your bed.

Now, it might get

a little chilly tonight.

So, I warmed up your blanket.

There you go. All comfy and cozy.

Sweet dreams, Little Amigo.

I'll see you in the morning.

Did he really just kiss you goodnight?

He did. Jealous?

Question.

What gives with the super-speed?

Hey, hey, you a robot?

Are you radioactive, homie?

Is it contagious?

Give the kid some space.

I'm Whiplash. And this here is my crew.

I'm Skidmark!

Ah, yeah!

And I'm Burn. Sizzle, sizzle, uh-uh.

The name is Smoove Move.

I set the tone around here, you dig?

Now check this. Right about now,

I'm moving so fast, the whole world's

going in slow motion, baby.

Here one second, gone the next.

They call me the White Shadow!

Because I'm so fast,

all you see is my shadow.

I don't get it.

I'm fast, like a shadow!

Yeah, but shadows,

they're not inherently fast.

White Shadow...

I can still see you.

Listen, garden snail, you clearly

got the skills to pay the bills.

If snails had to pay bills, that is.

You would be able to pay them.

Yeah, bills.

Paid in full, son.

So, I'm here to invite you

to join our crew.

Join your crew?

Did I say something humorous?

I'm sorry.

It's just that you guys are, you know,

kind of slow-ish.

Really? To our faces?

Theo, what are you doing?

Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear

what I clearly just heard.

Heard what? I didn't hear anything.

Nothing out of order, did you, Theo?

I meant what I said.

Then you better put your money

where your mouth is.

Snails don't have money.

Otherwise, we'd be able to

pay the bills. Remember?

Your trash talk

is needlessly complicated.

Is it? Or is it that your unpaid bills

are overdue?

Enough talk. It's time for action.

It's simple. First one to the top

of that shooting star

wins.

You guys? Way up there, huh? Awesome.

Let me get my calendar

so I can time you.

You got jokes, rookie?

Laugh it up, garden snail.

On your mark...

Get yourself set...

Prepare to be White Shadowed!

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