Tragedy Girls Page #5

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Plus he's hella-annoying,

and he's distracting you.

Yeah, but how do we do this?

I mean, what are we

trying to say here?

How about "I just stabbed your

basic b*tch-ass in the throat

'cause of your

emo status update."

Be serious.

Okay, you're the one

who's always saying

that we have to have

a higher plan and sh*t.

You're right. If we don't

put thought into this,

we're no different

than the Texas Chainsaw

reject we have tied up.

He's always just trying

to escape.

So boring.

Why did you and Toby

break up, again?

He said he needed

to find himself.

But really he just found

a sick deal on a motorbike,

which made him like 20% hotter.

Wait. I could see it as

a "Death Proof" kind of thing.

I can work with that.

Yas, queen.

- Hey! Hey!

- [Laughing]

- Yeah, yeah, like that.

- Making its way downtown.

Ugh! Oh.

Dinner time!

Eat up, Lehmann.

It's all good protein.

[Grunting]

We... look... amazing.

- Hot, right?

- Yeah.

But we're totally gonna have to

start wearing masks,

'cause if we keep

dressing this good...

people gonna know it's us.

Let's talk Toby.

Okay, so, he will be

at his house,

working on his hog.

Sexy.

Um, but, then he likes to go

for a ride on Connor Road

to, like, think.

Let's give him

something to think about.

[Dramatic music plays

on cellphone]

[Music stops]

- Hello?

- [Breathing heavily]

- Hello?

- [Exhales]

- Who is this?

- [Breathing heavily]

- Angela?

- [Exhales]

- Tatum?

- [Breathing heavily]

- Michelle?

- [Breathing heavily]

McKayla?

[Cellphone dings]

[Dramatic music plays]

[Tools clatter]

I was number 4?

Proceeding with phase 2.

[The Wet Secrets' "Nightlife"

plays]

Doo-doo-doo doo doo

Doo-doo-doo doo-doo doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo

doo-doo doo-doo

Fold your arms

and don't deny

Anything is wrong

with the scene

Doo-doo-doo-doo doo doo

By the time the cops arrive

[Horn honking]

No one will remember

my name

- [Honking continues]

- Go around!

Or what they did

with all my stuff

[Tires screech]

[Horn honking]

[Engine revs]

[Engine revs]

[Horn honking]

Aaah!

[Crash]

Aah!

[Car door opens, closes]

Aah! How'd it look?

- Here you go.

- Ooh!

[Tires screech]

[Both laugh]

[Moaning]

Again?

Motherf***er!

[Moaning]

[Breathing heavily]

Oh!

Shut up.

Someone might hear you.

[Gasps]

[Bones crack]

More to the left.

His heart is more to the left.

- [Crunch]

- Ugh!

[Crunch]

Ugh!

- You're just hitting bone, dude.

- I'm trying.

- [Moaning]

- Give it.

[Moaning]

[Crunch]

Ugh!

[Gasping]

[Vehicle approaching]

- Help! Help!

- Someone's coming.

[Muffled] Help me!

Shh!

[Moaning]

- Hey.

- Hey. Everything okay?

Yeah.

Just a little car trouble.

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