Tragedy Girls Page #4

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we're the best!

Growing stronger than the rest!

Be aggressive!

- Be, be aggressive!

- Be, be beheaded

- [Whistle blows]

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Put your head down!

- Why do we do this?

- Forget it.

- Hi, ladies!

- Hi, Syl.

- [Sighs]

- What?

- Super-cute shoes, McKayla.

- Thank you.

But, as you know,

we are supposed to have

the proper footwear

for the pyramids

and the catching.

- [Chuckles]

- So?

So I just don't think

they're very practical.

Don't get me wrong, I love them.

But maybe you could just

sit this one out, okay?

I just want everyone to be safe.

Bye!

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- What a c*nt.

- Right?

[Singsong voice]

Rosedale High is trending.

Hashtag RosedaleKiller

or hashtag PrayForCraig?

Ugh. Neither.

It's your leather jacket

of an ex-boyfriend.

Oh.

Jesus, are all of these pics

just him and his crotch rocket?

- Yeah.

- And these song lyrics...

He's so sensitive.

He has so many more

followers than we do,

and it's literally

the same thing!

- What?!

- It's okay.

You've really grown so much

in these last 12 hours.

Be strong.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Hey.

What's up?

Hi, Tobes.

Hey, Kay-Kay.

How are you doing?

I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.

I'm just... [Sighs]

I'm, like, really upset

about Craig and everything,

- but...

- That's good.

You need to be open right now

to experience everything.

- I'm so open.

- As scary as it may be,

you can't be afraid

to ride that wave.

- I'm gonna ride it.

- No matter how terrifying it is.

- Embrace it, okay?

- I'm gonna embrace it so hard.

[Chuckles]

Yeah, so we happened to see

some of your posts about Craig.

And they're really similar

to what we're doing.

So we were just wondering

if maybe you could

- give our blog a shout-out?

- Yeah, I don't...

I don't think Toby

really does shout-outs.

I don't know, I think

that a shout-out from me

would be a little off-brand.

Something is definitely

happening in Rosedale,

and I think

that Craig would agree.

Look, I say what I feel.

If people connect with it,

then... that's beautiful.

[Sighs]

But I'm no hero.

Just one post.

It'd really help us out.

I miss you so much, Tobes.

- I miss you too, Kay-kay.

- Really?

I've been thinking a lot

about us lately.

But everything that happened

with Craig is just so...

so messed-up.

You know?

All we have is each other,

and I need to express myself

[Echoing] for the community.

The whole community needs me

to be present for them.

You understand?

I have 15,000 followers.

[Dramatic music plays]

- We so need to kill him.

- Baby, I need you

But why do we have to kill

the cute ones first?

To make an omelet, you have

to kill some ex-boyfriends.

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