Tragedy Girls Page #6

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Oh.

Can I help out?

- [Door slams]

- That's all right.

- I know how to change a tire.

- [Muffled yells]

- You sure?

- Yeah.

Pretty good with my hands.

And... And tires.

Help! [Whimpers]

Shh.

Uh, my friend is really

into Candy Crush.

She hasn't scored a jelly in,

like, a hot minute, so...

- Oh. Okay, I know how that is.

- [Chuckles] Yeah.

[Crickets chirping]

[Soft music plays]

If I'm gonna be murdered,

I'm so happy it's you.

[Sighs]

M-Kay!

What the f***?

Nothing.

[Thud]

Got him.

Ugh. Okay.

- You ready to rehearse this?

- Yeah.

So, we were just driving

down the street

after our morning workout,

obviously.

And there was this body there.

And I'm not a CSI person, but

it looked like he was murdered.

Okay.

[Whimsical music plays]

I'm not a CSI person,

but it looked like

he was murdered.

Murdered? The coroner's report

says it was an accident.

- So devastating.

- But wasn't there evidence

that he was stabbed

multiple times?

That's just what we heard.

You can watch the video on our

YouTube channel, Tragedy Girls.

Girls, plural. We have

a Twitter and a Tumblr.

Look, girls,

points for enthusiasm,

but please let the professionals

handle this, okay?

Just one interview.

I mean, we can say

whatever you want us to say.

We'll post a link

on our website.

We can help each other out.

Real journalism is based

in facts, not hashtags.

Why are you even here?

[Vehicle door closes]

Young people and road safety.

That's the real story.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

please.

Can we get the shots

of the cars parking?

- Please, like, right now?

- Sure.

Parked cars.

They're not going anywhere.

I tried to show my dad

your page, but he won't budge.

He just said,

"Motorbikes are dangerous."

Okay, well, maybe we can

use this to our advantage?

Make a "Rosedale Murder

Cover-Up" video?

He also said I probably

shouldn't be making movies

with you guys anymore.

- And what did you say?

- Told him to f*** off.

Not using those exact words,

but you know,

I think we left things

ambiguous enough

that he probably knows

what I'm gonna do.

But, guys, if there's some

sort of psycho on the loose,

you need to leave it alone.

Don't be lame,

we're not scared.

No, I'm serious.

I...

Look, I just don't want see...

anybody get hurt.

- [Soft music plays]

- [Chuckles]

Well, I promise we'll stop

if I ever feel like

we're in danger.

Okay?

Okay.

Well, we're late

for Prom Committee.

But, hey, Jordan,

maybe you should find

a date to prom, you know,

'cause it's gonna be fun

and you don't want to go alone.

Because that's

extremely pathetic.

[Gasps]

Maybe your daddy

can help you find someone.

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