Tooth Page #4

Tough day, ma'am?

Oh... you know...

Do you ever feel you've had your

big chance in life and you're just...

...throwing it away?

Where is it?

It's got to be here...

Running out of time...

Where's the money?

There you are!

I've been waiting.

- Thomas, do you know this person?

- Uhh...

Uh... buh... um...

She's a refugee... and...

...she's...

- Got amnesia.

- Right. Because her...

- Herrrr...

- Herrrr...

...hairdo...

...is too tight?

Y... yeah.

What are you guys wearing?

Nobody move.

- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

- Hello?

That was great. But... cough it up.

- Cough what up?

- The money!

Lmpossible. He was at the library.

I want it all back, and now.

You're her!

He did?

She's the... Mmm Fairy.

Would you knock it off, Tol-ly?

Thomas J Wallit!

In here, double time!

That was the Buy 'N' Binge. They said

you came by today, giving away money.

- A lot of money.

- Tell me you didn't...

- Ahh!

- Honey, have you seen my...

Whoa. Nice threads.

Dad, someone dropped this off today,

said he'd... heard about your band.

Yeah?

Need a signature here.

Honey, what's goin' on?

Incomin'!

Surprise!

What... have you... done?

Look at her. She's no Tooth Fairy.

She's a tooth ache!

Rule number one:

Never go up in the daytime.

But desperate times

mean desperate measures.

Oh, my ulcer...

All right, people! Operation

Money Back needs some volun...

...teers.

29 hours to Christmas!

I'll do it myself!

Mrs C, what are you looking at?

Get outta the way!

I can't believe you got our kids

involved in some sort of crime ring.

Crime ring?

Who do I know in a crime ring?

Guys, it's stuff to make you happy!

Tommy, Tommy, did all this stuff come

from, like... someone else's house?

You mean, did we steal it?

No. We bought it with real money.

- I don't want one of your stories.

- I'm not making it up, Mom.

We've got bags of it.

Right...

...here.

Ohhh, not the money!

Not the money!

I don't believe it!

The money is gone!

Oh, this is the end!

I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

Will you cover me?

We're over!

We're over, we're finished!

Who's that?! Who's com...

Who's coming in here now?!

- Wa-huhh! What...

- You... you...

- Huh... What...

- What are you doing here?

- Fairy Hunter!

- Tooth Fairy, dead ahead.

Bogey at two o'clock.

I'm going in. Going in...

Plug your ears!

There are so many

different kinds of carpets...

...it's hard to know where to begin.

Whuhh...

There's the shag carpet...

...the area rug...

...and its little cousin, the doormat.

There's the Persian carpet,

the Oriental rug...

...the floor rug...

...the toupee.

Out! Get out, you rotten humans!

Make him let 'em go!

Are you kidding? He'll make me spend

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