Tooth Page #5

my wonder years cleaning toilets.

Tooth, come home!

They'll eat you alive out there.

It's too dangerous for our kind.

I'll be the most hated creature

on earth.

Can't you just wave your magic wand

or s... something?

No, I can't just wave my magic wand.

Just an idea.

Forget about the money.

Find Mrs C and get magic back.

It's the only way

to save Christmas now.

They say she lives at the end

of the rainbow... in a magic castle.

I can't wave my magic wand...

...but I might know someone who can.

I am outta here.

Listen. You need us.

Make you a deal. We help you...

...and you get our mom and dad back.

Deal.

Hey, kid!

"Oh, what did you do today, Tom?"

"The usual. Woke up a zillionaire,

giant rabbit took my folks...

...got zapped with a sleep ray..."

What's the map for, anyway?

Lt'll get us to Mrs C.

She's Santa Claus's wife.

We're gonna see Santa?!

I'm gonna ask for peace on earth

and for broccoli to taste like candy.

Yep.

I'm on the road to Crazy Town.

Would someone please tell me

what's going on?

So now the money's gone

I got 27 hours to find magic...

...or Christmas gets the axe

and I get blamed. Stop!

That is the dumbest story

I ever heard.

Oh, you're the expert(!)

I'm scared about Mom and Dad.

We'll get 'em back, squid. OK?

- I promise.

- OK.

I lost my rabbit.

Forget it. We're not going back.

Help. Help me.

Rabbits and fairies.

I want them both.

It's two-for Tuesday. Nab one freak

of nature, get one free.

Two teams. Team Two grabs the fairy,

Team One nabs the rabbit.

Hysterical. You're fired.

There's a good girl.

Where is she, eh?

Follow the smell. Which direction?

All right, Hunters.

Hunt.

Home!

# Home, sweet home

Home, sweet home

# Home, sweet home

Home, sweet home

# Home, home, home #

Ohh... I can't believe it.

This is too awful. What have I done?

Now arriving,

Transport Unit number 36...

...and Mom and Dad.

No-one's here!

I'm Dental Re-imbursement

Operative 565.

A friend sent me... from downstairs.

We're looking for someone.

Um... Mrs C.

It's not raining, is it?

Name's Puddle. I'm a Little Helper.

An elf.

Cheese log?

What are you doing up here?

Following rainbows.

313 so far.

There's a lot of us looking for her.

So what's so special

about this Mrs C person, anyway?

- She's got magic.

- Like card tricks and stuff?

Better.

Merry... Christmas!

Every toy here

was made by magic...

...once upon a time.

Now we just buy 'em

like everyone else.

"Made by magic in the North Pole."

Someday we'll get magic back and make

toys the old-fashioned way again.

Yes. Yes, I am aware the Sceptical

Examiner says I'm a fat liar.

My reaction? No comment.

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