Tooth Page #3

as we know it. What'll it be?

Say the middle one again.

Forget it. Come on!

I wanna buy the Wall of Shame.

Hey, kid...

...go buy yourself a personality.

Gosh.

I hope the Tooth Fairy

doesn't get in trouble for this.

Repeat:
Code red.

This is a code red.

Repeat:
Code red.

Is this the Christmas party?

Operative 565!

The boss wants to see you!

Now!

He used to work the cash machine.

Now he's cleaning toilets

for the next millennium.

One can only dream what's

in store for you.

Ah, Tooth, good to see ya.

You look busy.

Why don't I come back never?

Relax! Take a load off.

Can I get you anything? Coffee, tea,

carrot cake? Or how about...

...a new career?!

- Give me a break.

- Excuse me?

I said it's a terrible mistake.

Ha-ha! You're funny, kid.

Three packs a day, I gotta cut down.

Look, kid, we got Christmas

in 36 hours but we can't afford it...

...cos you just gave away a gazillion

dollars like a deranged slot machine!

It was just a prank. So make more.

Make more? With what?

Ohhh... I got stress.

You fried the money machine.

Three, two, one... kablooey!

Go ahead, run.

They're still gonna hate ya.

Oh, yeah. Cos when

the children of the world find out...

...you ruined

their beloved holidays...

...you'll be

the biggest monster on earth.

I got 36 hours to save Christmas...

...or we're all done for.

Every child will hate me.

You guys, can't we talk about this,

huh? Fairy to fairy?

Fairy? You don't know

the meaning of the word.

You just couldn't help yourself,

could you?

Ooh, look at the time.

Tooooooooth!

It's hopeless.

We'll never fix it in time.

Oi! Where d'you think you're going?

Wallit house. Fast.

- But... but...

- They need you. For a makeover.

- Ohh... Aauuuuughh!

- In Accounts.

I'm getting the money back.

But... but the Fairy Hunters,

they'll see you.

Not the way I'm goin'.

It's suicide.

Or... could be cool.

Now, hear this. Tooth has escaped.

Forget about the money.

Find Mrs C and get magic back.

It's the only way

to save Christmas now.

They say she lives at the end

of the rainbow... in a magic castle.

You need to get out more.

Follow this map

to a f... friend of mine.

There's others like us, up there,

looking for her.

You g... go, girl.

A week ago,

Plug cameras snapped this.

Notice the distinctive belt

worn by the intruder.

Closer, and we see "Dental

Re-imbursement Operative 565".

The official police report called it

"a garden-variety burglary"...

...but I think it's something more.

A Tooth Fairy.

This is the evidence we've been

waiting for. Let's move out!

Uurgh!

That's right, girl. Daddy's going to

catch himself a Tooth Fairy.

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