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someone bring me some euthanasia!

Everyone is entitled

to some euthanasia.

I hate blood, Carol.

For the love of God!

Carol, please do something!

General anesthesia!

The doctor prescribed this.

Which one do you want?

- One looks like an M&M.

- The M&M!

Seriously, induce coma.

Are you calmer?

It kicked in, right?

Today I'm happier.

I know I can count on you.

Kika, you're like my mom.

Sign it for the girl.

- Boy.

- Ok.

Sign it, Kika.

Kika, sign it.

Come on.

I brought you

a little piece of me.

Do you like c*cks?

I love you. Thank you!

I'll smoke a cigarette.

Are you ok? Perfect.

Next!

I'm sorry man, I'm a little late.

The store is packed with

beautiful people. What's going on?

- Next.

- Next.

A book launch.

Kika, is that it?

Who is Kika?

Some actress, I don't know.

"1003 Ways To Be Happy".

There are 1003 ways to be happy

and people don't get it right?

Sixty nine and ninety cents.

Sixty nine and ninety cents?

Look at this:

The picture of Dalai Lama fishing.

Half page!

Did you know

that Dalai Lama used to fish?

No.

Thank you.

Kikinha...

- Kikinha...

- Felipo?

- Hi, Kikinha.

- Felipo!

You didn't bring my book,

but I brought this other one.

I wouldn't miss the book signing

of my favorite author.

"To my friend, Felipe..."

We are friends?

Man!

Man!

No one ever

called me a friend.

You're also my friend.

You're my best friend.

Did you think

I wouldn't see you?

Get out, you're useless!

Security, get this

nuisance out of here!

I'm Kika's friend now!

You won't get me out!

Get him out! Come on!

Get off me! Get off me!

Kika, Whatsapp me!

Such a nuisance!

- Get out!

- F*** you!

This is a gift for you.

It's a pleasure to finally

meet you, Kika.

See you later.

It's over for today.

No more words!

- You're good, right?

- Yes.

Get some rest!

- Good night.

- Bye.

Good evening.

How does it feel to own

the largest marijuana crop

- ever seen in Curitiba?

- I don't feel anything...

"I am a poet".

Mayakovski once said

that if there's

a truly happy man,

he lives in Brazil.

I'm feeling so lazy...

Later, at 37,

he committed suicide...

Psoriasis is a skin disease

that causes white, scaly skin.

If the symptoms persist...

Come in!

CROOKED STEPS:

Is it done?

So beautiful, so beautiful...

- Do you really mean that, Samuca?

- I do.

Do you think

I can be a painter?

You can be whatever

you want to be, Marcinha.

- Can I be a typist?

- You can.

- A contemporary dancer?

- You can.

- An obstetrician?

- You can.

- A fighter pilot?

- You can.

- A brain surgeon?

- That's a bit complicated...

- But can I?

- You can.

- Stop it.

- I love you, Samuca, I do.

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