TOC: Transtornada Obsessiva Compulsiva Page #4

---

I love you too, Marcinha.

Not just because your father

has an oil company,

or because

you're the actual owner.

I love you for who you are.

Love is a hurricane,

it blossoms from the heart

- What about the dog?

- It's dead.

KIKA KAPLAN ON A RESTAURANT IN LEBLON

WEARING SUNGLASSES.

KIKA MAKES A SCENE,

SHAMES BOYFRIEND

KIKA ATTACKED BY MONKEY

AT INTERVIEW:

What the f***?

It's a periscope!

Come on, I answer the call

and there's a penis...

He was watching you on

the soap opera and got all excited.

- Looking at Marcinha?

- I did.

She got me really hot.

Can you use that voice I like?

With that soft mouth.

Caio, she speaks like that because

she doesn't have a palate.

Come on, baby...

What's going on?

Why are you being like that?

Caio, it's been tough.

You're nervous because of that part

in "Lovegeddon", right? Tell me.

I've only played Marcinha, how can

I play a leading role in a soap?

Honey, you're awesome!

You're the bomb!

Come on!

Listen to me...

You're the best actress in Brazil,

you're Kika!

- You have to believe in yourself.

- You're always being cute.

You're so cute!

- Now take off your blouse.

- Damn it, Caio!

- Let me see those b*obs.

- No, Caio, I had an awful day.

I took a flight to Ana Juliana's

show, and a monkey bit me.

I'm home now, relaxing,

watching a cult movie.

- What's it called?

- "September, March, October,

- and September Again".

- Interesting name, what's it about?

- About the former Polish Republic.

- Nice.

And about brothers

who lose their parents.

The father tries to find the son,

who dies, the other one dies too,

and a St. Bernard tries

to save them, but dies as well.

It's a very sad movie

about reincarnation.

How about it?

- Are you masturbating?

- Hey, show me your b*obs.

- No, I'm not doing that.

- Come on, honey!

- No, stop, Caio.

- You know what, Kika?

I'm starting to worry

about our relationship.

You're always in So Paulo,

and I'm in Rio.

A relationship is just like a shark:

If you don't send him nudes, he dies.

Okay, I'll send them.

Just a second, I'm going

to find a picture,

and I want you to take one

just like it.

Holy crap, what's that?

It's called "assgina",

I got it from the internet.

- Holy sh*t, assgina, how does someone...

- It's easy, I'll show you.

No, no, that's okay,

I'll send the picture, all right?

I'm going to take a shower,

poop, and I'll send it.

I love you.

Thank you very much.

WHERE'S THE ASSGINA?

I LOVE YOU:

I LOVE YOU:

1003 WAYS TO BE HAPPY

To Kika, from Arthur,

your ghost writer.

It's not my best work,

but it's going to be the most read.

I didn't want to write just another

autobiography of a famous actress,

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes