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- So I'll read it then.

- No, I'll do it.

I'll read a passage

that I really like

that talks about...

Passage 784.

A lie seems like a shortcut,

but it always leads to sadness.

A lie may seem like the truth,

but it's truly a lie.

- I think I'll read something else.

- No, it's wonderful.

Kika K. Is la unching

"1003 Ways To Be Happy" in So Paulo

and the book is available

on all bookstores.

Our next guest is Kadu

who is joined

by the biologist Fabio Marcoff.

- How are you?

- Hi. How are you?

- I don't know if I can get close.

- Hello, hello.

Fabio, tell us

what's the story of Kadu.

- Kadu is a capuchin monkey.

- How cool.

It's typical from the Amazon region.

It's a very clever animal

that resembles human beings.

Kadu is now 8 years-old,

which means

that he's an adolescent.

He's always locked

in the bathroom, right?

- No.

- Sorry.

He has no bathroom,

because he's a monkey.

He's bathroom is outdoors.

Why is this species popularly known

in Brazil as a "nail monkey"?

We call it "nail monkey"

because his penis resembles a nail.

The females have a clitoris

that resembles a penis

that also resembles a nail.

What a coincidence.

Why are you laughing?

Look at it.

Look how it is.

Can we zoom in?

Unfortunately we're out of time.

I'd like to thank you

for your presence,

Fabio Marcoff, biologist,

and Kadu this spontaneous

capuchin monkey.

Kika, thank you too.

I'm Ana Juliana and I'll see you

next week on Ana Juliana.

See you next week.

Come on, DJ!

People were praising you

back there.

But they say that to anyone.

Kika, let's take a picture with Kadu?

- Man, we're late.

- So late...

He has pictures with Roberto Carlos,

Messi, Ingrid Guimares...

- Ingrid took a picture with him?

- Yes.

- I want one then.

- Ok...

Come here, Kadu.

Let's take a picture, honey?

Come take a picture with me.

Wait a little.

He's not willing.

- Go with her.

- Come here, my love.

You have to show

self-confidence.

Come take a picture with me!

Give him a pistachio.

Give a banana to this monkey!

He had too many bananas.

Stay firm.

Relax, you're the alpha male.

Hi, Kadu. How are you?

You don't want

a picture with me, right?

I'm the alpha, ok?

You either do it or I'll shove

your nail dick in your ass!

Is that what you want?

Come here!

What do I do, doctor?

Amputate it.

Prepare the surgery room.

I'm feeling bad!

It bit me.

My throat is closing.

I don't joke about those things.

Help me! Help me!

Is this an emergency?

Doctor, I have internal bleeding.

Miss, this is an emergency.

What's up?

Don't you think I caught

a little Ebola?

Monkeys transmit Ebola.

I have hydrophobia.

For the love of God,

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