Tig Notaro: Boyish Girl Interrupted Page #4
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- 2015
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Too many puns
eventually becomes
a "boar"
and I don't wanna--
don't shake your head
at me.
I will reimburse you.
I am sorry.
I'm originally
from Mississippi.
- Man:
Whoo!- Um...
Settle down, everyone.
I'm originally
from Mississippi
and, um, my fiance
- is, um...
Thank you. Um...
- He is from...
Okay.
She was raised
in Los Angeles
and New York
and I invited her
back to Mississippi
to spend the holidays
with me and my extended
family.
And before the trip,
she said, um,
"No offense, but..."
And I said, "Yes,
what is this flattering thing
you're about to say?"
She said, "When I picture
people from Mississippi,
I picture them barefoot."
Thank you.
And I said,
"Okay, I get it, but, um,
my family is civilized.
They have homes
and jobs
and shoes,
but I hear ya."
So I was down there
hanging out before she arrived,
and when you fly in
to visit my town,
you fly in
to the New Orleans airport.
And all 11
of my family members
piled into a van
to drive into
the French Quarter
to hang out,
wait until she arrived.
And I finally was like,
"Oh, yeah, she's gonna be
landing soon.
We gotta go."
All 11 of them
piled back into the van
with their beers--
I don't know if you know,
but it is legal down there
to have open containers
in vehicles.
They all get in.
They also brought
a cooler
iced down
with extra beer
just for the drive
to the airport.
I offered to be
the sober driver,
not that anybody
in my family cared
either way.
They were just like,
"Okay, nerd."
So we pull up curbside
at baggage claim
and I get out and say,
"I will be right back."
I go in, I find her.
We're walking out
chatting.
She looks up...
and she said,
"Is that your family?"
I look up
and all 11 of them
have gotten out
of the van.
They're smoking
and drinking,
they're waving wildly,
so excited to meet her.
They've pulled the cooler
out onto the sidewalk.
And they were barefoot.
After walking around
on the drive to get her.
So there I was...
...having to say,
"Yes,
that is
my civilized family...
...that I told you about.
There they are
in all of their glory."
So we have the holidays,
Christmas, whatever,
she and I are driving
out of town together
and, uh,
I asked her if, uh--
and we buried her
in our hometown in Mississippi
and I asked if we could
go visit her grave.
And she said of course.
And just to back up
a little more,
when my stepfather and I
were driving away
from the funeral,
he told me,
"When your mother died,
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