Tig Notaro: Boyish Girl Interrupted Page #5
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they were offering
a really good deal
on burial plots.
for a thousand dollars."
He said,
"I got one for your mother,
I got one for me,
I got one for you,
I got one
for your brother,
and then I got two extras."
Man:
Whoo!
I said, "That is serious
bargain shopping
just to toss in
And he said, "Well,
I thought I would
get those
in case you or your brother,
if you had partners one day."
And I said,
"Oh, well, thank you,
but still..."
So my girlfriend and I
pull up to the graveyard,
we get out of the car...
we walk over,
we're standing there.
She's looking around.
She said,
"This is really beautiful."
She said, "So is it just--
is it just this right here?"
And I said, "Well..."
( exhales )
"That's the thing, um...
When my mother died,
they were offering
a really good deal.
Six plots
for a thousand dollars.
So my stepfather...
my mother,
but he got hers,
and then one for him,
he got one for me,
he got one for my brother.
And then, um...
He got two extras...
...in case we had partners.
So, um...
I guess, um...
I guess that's where
you'll be gay buried.
Barefoot in Mississippi,
just like you always
imagined."
She thought it was
some twisted marriage
proposal.
I was diagnosed
um, but I have not
told anybody yet.
You're the first people
to find out.
Wow, that's
a very cold response.
( sighs )
I ended up having
a double mastectomy,
and, um,
before my surgery,
I was already relatively
flat-chested.
And, uh, I made so many jokes
over the years
about how small
my b*obs were
that I started to think
that maybe
my b*obs overheard me...
and were just like,
"Pfft.
You know what?
We're sick of this.
Let's kill her."
by the clapping.
Whoo, take her down!
I did a show
where this woman
sat front row
with her arms crossed
shaking her head at me.
And I said,
And she said,
"You should end your jokes
with 'I'm just kidding.'"
Oh, right, right.
I don't know
why I never thought
about that.
That is a great idea.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not kid--
I really did have cancer,
I just-- I don't really
think that my b*obs
were conspiring
to kill me.
That I'm kidding about.
( sighs )
Yeah.
Oh, we remember.
Before I had
my double mastectomy,
I, um-- I would sometimes
be mistaken for a man.
And, um, that's fine.
But then after the surgery,
it went up a bit.
at the airport
and, um...
they said,
"Female assist,"
which means they have
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