Tig Notaro: Boyish Girl Interrupted Page #3
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and you don't see that woman
off in the distance.
It's like she was never
a part of this.
the only thing
that you see...
is a boat of a car
driving past us
and a man turning...
and you hear me
earnestly...
yell, "Oh, my God,
it's Santa Claus!"
And you see my hand
just dart up into the video.
And then you hear my friend,
a full-grown man,
yell, "Oh, my God,
do you think he'll talk
to us?"
And then it just
shuts out.
If anybody came across
that video footage
with zero backstory,
it truly appears
as though two
full-grown buffoons...
thought that they
saw Santa Claus.
And what is my friend's history
with Santa Claus...
that his response...
would be,
"Oh, my God, do you think
he'll talk to us?"
Just an entire lifetime
of him running up to Santa
only to be met with...
But Santa--
I love everybody's
little laugh noises.
is, um, the sigh
after the laugh.
The...
( sighs )
( laughs )
( sighs )
'Cause it's like
you're reminiscing
about one second ago.
( laughs )
( sighs )
Remember one second ago?
( sighs )
Yeah, that was
a good time.
Yeah.
My other favorite
laugh noise
is the pig snort.
You know, when somebody
is just really enjoying
themselves.
and then...
( snorts )
Because I'm always curious,
is that something
they decided to do?
Like a calculated decision.
Or are they
just as surprised
as we are...
...when a pig snort
flies out of their face?
I like to think
it's the other option
where they're just like,
"You know what?
I have been laughing...
and smiling...
and clapping
all night,
but I still feel
like she doesn't get...
how much I get her.
Think I'm gonna go ahead
and snort like a pig.
Yeah, this, uh--
this story she's telling,
this is actually
one of my favorites
I was telling--
oh, hold on one second."
( snorts )
"Love your stuff."
( snorts )
My dream situation
is actually the--
at the end of the night
when the lights go on
in the audience.
Just out on the town,
pantless,
clanking its little
cloven hooves together.
Sitting on
its little curlicue.
Comes up to me
at the end of the night,
"Hey, um, that was me."
I, uh-- I can't laugh,
so I snort.
Sure, I can talk...
but I wanted to say
earlier
when you were talking
on your pants.
Anyway,
I don't wanna keep you,
I just-- I really
just wanted to say...
I just wanted to say
pig fan, pig fan.
Boston, that's
a terrible joke.
I'm sorry.
( laughs )
Sorry, I'm just up here
being a ham
and I-- I'm sor--
that's too much,
you're right.
( chuckles )
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