Think Like A Man Page #5
No, actually, I'm nearsighted.
Besides, I mean, how could I forget
my teenage crush?
I used to look at you walk down the hallway
and just fall into your smile.
I'm rambling, I do that when I get nervous.
Next in line.
Well, it was nice meeting, I mean, seeing you.
Next in line, please.
Candace?
Could we go grab a cup of coffee
or something?
I can't, actually. I have to pick up my...
- Husband?
- No...
- You got a boyfriend?
- No, I have a son.
Well, how about dinner?
Yeah.
- I finally get it.
- Get what?
Getting Jeremy to propose
is like getting Jeremy to paint the kitchen
or put the toilet seat down.
It's not gonna happen until I require him to.
And I haven't required him
to do a damn thing.
You know we still go halfsies on everything?
- I thought that was your idea.
- Yeah, in college.
He was work study and I felt sorry for him.
And I am still paying for it, to this day.
Hey, I'm Kristen.
- Hi, welcome.
- Welcome, please sign in.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you. Six months.
Yeah, and we can't wait.
Thank you.
Here, come on.
- Watch your step.
- See, that is a man with a plan.
He knows what he wants,
he knows what he has.
I sell beautiful homes for a living
and we live in a frat house for the boys.
Last Valentine's Day, the boys were there.
So, you're saying, you're...
My God, I'm one of the boys,
except I have a vagina!
I swear to God, Frodo Baggins had it easier.
- I'm sorry, who?
- Frodo, from The Hobbit.
I don't do hobbits.
Right, no, me neither. That's so lame.
Jeremy had a chess set.
It's totally stupid.
Okay, so what are you gonna do?
into giving you a ring?
It's been nine years.
So, what makes you think
I've got some new information.
Oh, you do?
"Don't hate the Player..."
Change the game.
It's your shot. Wait!
You gotta raise your left leg.
H-O, you're a ho.
Really? I'm a ho?
I've been with the same woman
for nine years.
I'm the Stedman Graham of relationships,
all right?
Bro, I'm not saying ho like "whore."
I'm saying ho, like punk b*tch
that's been henpecked,
so he ain't got no more nuts,
'cause his girl runs the house.
- Speaking of which, how's Kristen?
- She's incredible.
We were up till 2:00 a.m.
playing Call ofDuty last night. She loved it.
She does it... She does it for you.
I know my woman, okay? Fantasy?
Science fiction? Action figures?
- All the stuff I love, she loves, too.
- No, she does that sh*t
for you, trust me.
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