Think Like A Man Page #4

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Maybe you need to adjust them a little bit.

- Bullshit.

- Are you saying that we should settle?

Look, you make six figures. Does he have to?

Yes.

You own your own home. Does he have to?

Yes and yes.

We have another question here

in the audience.

Hi, Steve. I'm currently dating

and I just wanna know

when is the right time for me

to introduce my man to my kid?

I know that single women don't want to have

a parade of men coming through the house.

- Exactly!

- I get that.

- But if a guy is a serious contender...

- What up, Momma?

Excuse you?

- ...bring him in as soon as possible.

- Morning, Mom.

Because if you invest six months in a man

and then you introduce him to the kids

and he's not feeling the kids, or vice versa,

then guess what?

You just wasted six months.

That's true. Did that.

Alex?

Alex!

Wake up!

Look, babe, I got us two double-shot lattes.

- Thanks, baby.

- Here.

Figured we needed some caffeine

after last night.

It was amazing.

I'm gonna go and freshen up.

So, I'll be right back.

I'll be right here.

Don't move.

Don't worry, I won't.

So, babe, I was thinking maybe

we could go on our first real date.

- We could go see a movie?

- Yeah, babe.

We should do that. Things between us

are gonna start getting real serious, baby.

Okay, so I was thinking maybe we could

go see the new Tyler Perry movie.

You know, the one where the guy's,

like, mean to his girlfriend,

and a nice guy comes and rescues her

and at the end, they both find Jesus.

Alex? So, yes to the Tyler Perry movie?

Alex!

"Michelle"?

It's Mya, a**hole!

Mya.

Did this nigga take my coffee?

It was like some long-hidden truth

had finally been released

in hardcover and paperback.

For my book club.

- For me!

- For my mom!

For the first time in their lives,

women all over

stopped turning to other women

for relationship advice.

Really?

I got one too many.

Thank you.

Instead, they went straight to a man,

Steve Harvey.

He had made his name as a comedian,

but this sh*t here? This wasn't funny.

And because of this,

things would never be the same.

Excuse me?

Yeah, hi. Hey, did you by any chance

go to Fairfax High?

Yes.

I went there as well. Michael Hanover.

- Candace Hall.

- Yeah, I remember.

I had classes with your sister Lisa.

- Next in line.

- I'm sorry, I don't recognize you.

Well, yeah, I was, like, five feet tall,

I had the glasses and the buck teeth.

That look familiar, maybe down here?

Yeah, you do.

I don't know if that's a good thing

or a bad thing. You dissing me already?

Well, you've grown up. Quite nicely.

And you haven't changed a bit.

You look amazing.

Well, you need to put those

glasses back on, obviously.

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