Think Like A Man Page #3
That's just a guess.
- Who's counting?
- But you know what we should do?
for celebration game night.
I can't do Sunday. This Sunday,
dinner with my ma. Little casserole action...
That's every Sunday.
I can't do Sunday either.
Jonah's got a violin recital.
My God, dude,
your kid has way too many recitals.
Wait a minute, hold on, wait.
Your son play the violin?
And the cello.
- Yo, he's gay.
- Playing the violin doesn't make him gay.
- Yes, it does.
- Name me one gay violinist.
- Your son.
Listen to this. Cedric is about
to be released from the shackles of Gail-Hell.
Forever. And we're about to miss it
for what? Another Jonah recital.
- By the way, he sucks.
- Really?
I'd expect that from them, not you.
- What do you mean, "them"?
- Like what, like black people or what?
Absolutely.
I don't get mad
because he's bold enough to say it.
Seriously, you have ears. Kid's tone-deaf.
This is his big solo.
They're playing the Gap Band.
You know, Dropped a Bomb on Me,
and he's got the last... "Baby!"
Look, I got a great idea.
I'll have my mom cook for us.
She'll make some chocolate chip cookies,
a big casserole. We'll do it the right way.
in your damn face just now, man.
And I was gonna add a head butt.
I'm not going over your mom house
to celebrate my damn divorce party!
- We gotta eat. We can start there...
- I don't wanna eat with your mom!
I ain't going over his mom house.
Look, she just got the new Tyler Perry,
We'll just have a nice little fellas night,
a chill-out night.
Let me tell you what happens,
Janet Jackson gets AIDS at the end
and some crazy guy throws his kids
out the window. You good?
- Can we party now? Let's do it!
- I hate you.
- All right, put 'em up!
- Yes, sir.
Fine, I'm in, man.
Life is great, fellas. May it never change.
None of us could have known that
the first bomb had been dropped.
The war had been declared.
And hard-worn secrets had now fallen
into the hands of the enemy.
We had been betrayed by one of our own.
A man.
I'm talking about a man with a penis.
Someone who should know better.
a blitz was now on its way,
that would affect my entire Band of Brothers.
We have another question in the audience,
Steve.
Steve, I keep hooking up with guys
who don't want a relationship.
Why don't you stop hooking up?
Did you hear that?
Listen, men respect women
who have standards. Just get some.
Exactly.
Steve, I'm a partner in my law firm,
I own my own home,
but I've been single for three years.
Why can't I seem to find a man to live up
to my standards?
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