The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose Page #3

ceremony slash karaoke party.

Let's see here. A week from

today would be next Monday.

I really hope you can make it.

I'm sure Agnes would

love to have you.

And take care Ron. Call me

if you have any questions.

Ah, thanks. This is

all just so awful.

Ron, genital herpes isn't that

big of a deal. One can live a

happy and healthy sexual life.

I'm talking about my

mom dying in a week.

Oh that. Yeah. Well.

C'est la vie, Ron.

C'est la vie.

No, it's not.

Life ain't about d*cks

and wieners no matter

what you thought.

So f***in' sad, mom's in a

coma and she's got herpes too.

So f***in sad, my

wife is a whore...

Sh*t.

Poop.

Definetly poop.

Where there's poop,

there's mushrooms.

I really don't want to eat this.

If you don't like the

taste, put it in your butt.

OK, here we go.

Oi, I'm flying' here.

Excuse me, helicockter.

Oh, you're a right

c*nt, ain't ya.

I'm tripping on mushrooms.

To mend my broken

heart before it splits

in two and spills blood

all over the floor.

I'm tripping on you.

I'm tripping on everything.

There's a bear jerking

off over there.

And he's looking at me.

He's looking at me.

He's looking at me.

He's looking at me.

I'm tripping on mushrooms.

To mend my broken

heart before it splits

in two and pours blood

all over the floor.

Weird.

Hey Ron.

Hello?

C'mon stupid. I'm

in your butthole.

Yeah right. My butthole.

No. Seriously, let's talk.

Alright.

I don't see anything.

Move your dick and balls out

of the way, you f***ing idiot.

Oh hey little buddy.

How'd you get in there?

I was in the mushroom

you shoved up your ass!

Oh, sorry. Oopsie doopsie.

It's ok. I'm a bootyworm.

I like being in buttholes.

So what's up?

You're in danger, Ron.

How do you know my name?

Because you're the chosen one.

This has been a weird day.

My wife, Tracey left me.

I crapped my pants.

My mom's crazy.

Your mom, Ron! She's

very important!

What are you talking

about, little guy?

There's no time for this,

Ron. Listen closely.

There's an evil man intent

on controlling the universe.

I've come here from the planet

Urectum to get your help.

We've come in search of

the great fleshlight.

I've been upside

down for a long time.

Ron, stay with me! We

don't have much time!

You have to save your

mother! Your mother's anus!

Gross.

Ron! Ron!

That's cool, man.

Shrooming!

Shrooms sure make me horny.

I'm walking all alone.

And these shrooms

gave me a bone.

And Tracey now I know.

You'll never touch my bone.

It's raining

teardrops on my boner.

I'm crying teardrops

on my boner.

It's raining

teardrops on my boner.

I'm crying teardrops

on my boner.

Bone, bone, bone,

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