The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose Page #2

My name is Beau Nerjoose,

and I'm evil as f***!

My name is Beau Nerjoose,

and I'm evil as f***!

I am Beau Nerjoose.

I am Beau Nerjoose.

He is Beau Nerjoose.

He is Beau Nerjoose.

I am Beau Nerjoose.

I am Beau Nerjoose.

He is Beau Nerjoose.

He is Beau Nerjoose.

I am Beau Nerjoose.

I am Beau Nerjoose.

Beau!

Nerjoose!

My name is

Beau!

Nerjoose!

Pants!

Ronny, is that you?

Hey mom. How's it going?

I love you

I love you too, Ronny.

The laser avocado left a rotten

you still wanna make

a jelly-bean pyramid.

Also, there's gonna

be a pirate-riot in my

ringer-jam boobie land.

Oh, that's good mom. Or bad.

Or interesting or whatever.

I'm sorry I'm so goddamn crazy.

I blame Beau Nerjoose.

Look, mom. I know you were

a prostitute, and that's ok.

Lots of moms are prostitutes,

but when you use words like

bonerjuice, it just puts

these weird images in my head.

Sorry, but Beau Nerjoose, he

messed with my titties and

made me sh*t out my sanity!

That's just gross.

Ooo, Ronny. Your pants...

Are you crazy too?

No, I just found these.

Where are your pants?

Well, I farted and a

little poop came out.

You did?

Ooo, describe it to me, Ronny.

You and your useless

nose. I love it.

I'll always love the smell

of your farts, Ronny.

At least the way you

describe them to me.

And that was, "No, F***

You Dad," by Everclear.

Hey Ronny, What do

you want to do today?

I don't know. Hey

Mom, Guess what.

Ha, ha! Hilarious!

Describe the smell to me, Ronny.

It smells like someone

pooped puke out of an armpit.

Ha, Ha, Ha, damn Ronny.

That's a good one.

I love you so much!

Love you too, mom.

Coming up next, another shitty,

f***ing song by Sublime.

Yeah, those were

some good times.

Mom.

Mom?

Mom?

Mom, why'd you fall

asleep for no reason?

Hey doctor, it's Ron.

Uh, my mom's gone to

sleep for no reason.

I think there's

something wrong with her.

Boner-time.

Ron.

Your mother's gone into a coma,

Oh God.

and she has genital herpes.

Oh God.

How do you know she

has genital herpes?

Because I have genital herpes.

Did you have sex with my mom?

Oh yeah, I've been having sex

with her for quite sometime.

She's crazy, you know.

Crazy 'bout this dick!

Anyway, there's something

important we need to discuss.

Not only am I your

mother's doctor,

but I'm also her lawyer.

And as such, I must tell

you that according to

your mother's last wishes,

if she's in a coma longer than

a week, she is to be euthanized.

What should I do?

Definitely don't

have sex with her.

She's got a bad case

of genital herpes,

and also, she's your mom.

Right. Right. You're

totally right.

Here Ron.

Let me give you an invitation

to her euthanasia slash funeral

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