The Ugly Truth: The Art of Laughter - A Making of Hilarious Proportions Page #4
- Year:
- 2009
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You don't even know him?
Oh, whoa, okay,
now I get the picture.
Hold on. Oh, you're a dog.
What?
Well, you must be.
Come on, you heard me.
I mean, if you were...
If you were hot,
you would be out
breaking some poor
schmuck's heart
instead of spending
all your time fantasizing
about Mr. Wonderful.
Face it, you're ugly.
I am not ugly.
Well, okay,
let me help you out here.
You might as well face the fact
that you're gonna be alone,
and stop pining away
for some fantasy guy
- How can you possibly...?
- Hey, Lassie.
The show's called
The Ugly Truth.
If you can't face it,
don't call.
That about
wraps it up for this evening.
I'm Mike Chadway reminding you
that the truth is never pretty.
JOY:
How'd the date go?
Well, I was very pleased
with the choice of restaurant.
- That is so awesome.
- Why?
[STUART]:
Good morning, everyone.
[ALL]:
Morning.
Now, before I play you this,
I should warn you,
this guy's a little rough
around the edges.
Face it, you're ugly.
[ABBY]:
I am not ugly.
- [MIKE]:
Well...- Why are we watching this?
Say hello to
our new guest commentator.
I'm starting him off at
two segments a week,
three minutes a pop.
- Are you kidding me?
- Who the hell is this guy?
- Name's Mike Chadway.
- [ABBY]:
He's an uber-moronmisogynist who represents
everything that is wrong
with television and society.
I get crap every time
I suggest we do something
even remotely fluffy.
Oh, come on.
He's got a point of view.
We don't have to like it.
I mean, we're newspeople.
We're objective.
Stone Phillips interviews
terrorists.
Doesn't mean he likes them,
he does it for the ratings.
I have a whole list of ideas
to improve ratings.
You're gonna like it.
We don't need him.
- We don't need him.
- Not at all.
"An intimate profile
of the mayor".
- Yes.
- [GEORGIA]:
I like that.- I like the mayor.
- Fantastic.
The mayor?
Yes. It can be edgy
and yet intriguing.
Unless you can get him to bang
three crack whores
and a German shepherd
on live TV,
no one's gonna give a sh*t.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was eavesdropping
out in the hall.
[LAUGHING]
What did I tell you?
Isn't this guy great?
Oh, thanks, boss.
Who's this
delightful creature?
I'm your producer.
Oh. Hey.
I like a woman on top.
[GEORGIA]:
Ugh. God.
- Nice office.
- Ha-ha! He's just kidding.
- Oh, yeah.
- Excuse me.
- Hey, Mike, you see your office?
- No, I didn't.
- Come on. Let me show you.
- Beautiful.
Everybody take five.
I'll be right back.
Were you all not there
last year...
for our
sexual-harassment meeting?
- Yes. Were you not there, Larry?
- He needs to go.
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