The Ugly Truth: The Art of Laughter - A Making of Hilarious Proportions Page #5
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He wasn't
sexually harassing me.
I am an award-winning
news producer.
I am an award-winning
news producer.
I am an award-winning
news producer.
I am an awa...
You're an award-winning
news producer.
You don't knock?
Well, I did knock.
You didn't answer.
So essentially,
your knock was negated
by your complete
lack of adherence
to the social etiquette
that follows a knock.
[CHUCKLES]
You're wound like a f***ing top.
Woof, woof.
Remember the bark?
Last night, a little
phone conversation we had.
Yeah. Hey, what do you know?
You're not ugly at all.
Oh, well,
imagine my relief.
I want to thank you
for getting me this gig.
without you.
You and I, we make good TV.
You make imbecilic trash
watched by housebound
inbreds who are so busy
with their hands
down their pants,
they can't change the remote.
I hadn't been picturing you
that way, but it's a nice image.
I do not watch
your program.
My cat stepped
on the remote.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Oh, you want to thank
your p*ssy for me, then?
Ugh!
Larry, Georgia, listen to me.
I want you to skewer him.
I want Mike Chadway
to go down in flames.
I want Mike Chadway to be
nothing but a pile of ash
on the seat next to you.
I want the janitor to come in
and vacuum up the ashes
of Mike Chadway
with his Dustbuster
and when he dumps it
in the Dumpster outside,
I want the rats to vomit
and defecate
on the ashes of Mike Chadway.
Wow. And I thought
you were angry and bitter.
Uh, no, Larry, that would be
my untouched vagina.
- [MAN]:
Chadway?- What?
Twenty seconds to air.
[WOMAN]:
About ready? Larry?
There's a bird
in my dressing room.
[MAN]:
I'll take care of it.
- A real bird?
- Yeah. It's flying around.
Why is there a bird
in his dressing room?
I don't know
what type of bird it is.
Security here is awful.
You guys have really got
to keep the doors closed.
[MAN]:
Four, three...
Good morning, everyone,
I'm Larry Freeman.
Another beautiful day
in Sacramento.
And I'm sitting here
with a beautiful woman.
- [CLIFF]:
Go, 1.- [STUART]:
All right, here we go.[GEORGIA LAUGHS]
[GEORGIA]:
Thank you, Larry.
Hi. I'm Georgia Bordeney.
[CLIFF]:
Ready for the single on Georgia.
For years,
there have been concerns
about lowering
television standards.
But many believe that this man
and his local
public-access show
have brought things
to a new low.
With that,
we welcome Mike Chadway.
How you doing, guys?
Mike, how do you respond
to people
who say your show is offensive?
Well, it is.
But then again, so is the truth.
Mr. Chadway?
What relationships
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