The Trip to Italy Page #4

- Yes.

- Very charismatic...

Yes.

- A little bit scary.

- Yes.

- Can you imagine a first A.D.

going up to one of them,

going, "Um, the director thinks"

"he can't quite understand

what you're saying.

Do you want to try

a different voice?"

What did he say?

- "Do you want to try

a different voice?"

Oh, certainly not.

- "The director's

just a little bit worried

that maybe people can't

understand what you're saying. "

Stick your foot

up his f***ing ass too.

- "Okay.

All right. All right.

"No, um,

Tom says he's quite happy

"with the voice he's got

at the moment,

and he's happy to go

with that. "

What are you doing?

I'm on a set filming a scene.

Is something wrong with you?

- "No, I'm just relaying what

the director said, Christian. "

- Well, if he got something

to relay,

the f***ing guy comes

and f***ing tells me!

"Yes, no, I understand. "

Don't you worry about it, Tom.

it's fine.

- "Yeah.

They're both upset now.

Okay' u

- He can just say it

in front of me...

- "Is this not something

we could fix in post?

Because I think you opened

a can of worms. "

- "I know. I know.

I'm on your side.

"I know.

I understand perfectly, Tom.

"And, Christian-no, you too.

Yes.

No, I understand. "

We're all in the same scene.

- 'That's what I told him.

I think he's-I think he-

"Yeah. Shall I?

He says it's fine.

Just-just go with the voices. "

- F***ing halle-f***ing-lujah.

- "Yeah, okay. "

- I like Tom Hardy.

I couldn't do what he does.

I couldn't do it.

Neither could you.

But then he couldn't do-

he couldn't do what I do.

When you're saying

something like,

"See in store for details"...

- No way he could do that.

- No, no, no.

Sorry?

Where do I look for details?

- And what's the thing where

you have to talk really quickly,

with the disclaimer at the end?

- "Your home may be at risk

if you don't keep up

"repayments

on your loan taken out.

Terms and conditions may apply. "

No projection.

If you project, you add time.

Yeah.

Now, Hardy-

- You got through it.

- Well, yeah.

Look, I'm a pro.

I'm a pro.

I can't be any other way.

But your average family,

in the middle

of Comnation Street-

"'What the hell is that?"

They're throwing things.

They're throwing the remote

at the screen.

- Mm, yeah.

No, no, I'm with you.

- I can "Hardy" understand

what he's saying.

- Mm, I wouldn't say that

to his face, though.

- No, never.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Never.

If I see him-

"Loved Batman.

"Some people said

they couldn't understand you.

They're just wrong. "

- Yeah.

- Oh, wow, look at that.

- Yeah.

Grazia.

Grazia.

- Ah. Grazia.

- Grazia.

Look at that.

Do you know what?

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