The Three Stooges in Orbit Page #4

Don't you know that we

absolutely left all our clothes...

...and our only absolutely car up there,

and you still refuse

Absolutely!

We just took a vote, professor.

It's unanimous. We're going.

Excellent, my car is right outside.

Ten days, 240 hours. You'll never

make it. Goodbye, gentlemen.

-Au revoir.

-Skip the gutter.

Break a leg.

Ogg and Zogg.

Here we are, gentlemen.

-What's the matter with you

-Moe, I'm scared.

-Me, that's who.

-And me too.

-What's the matter, you chicken

-Yeah.

Have a little backbone. Follow me.

Carol!

Father, I couldn't imagine

where you've been.

I didn't know that you were--

I thought you were--

Oh, this is Mr. Howard and his friends.

They're staying with us for a while.

-My daughter Carol.

-I'm pleased to meet you.

-Oh, the pleasure's ours.

-Likewise, I'm sure.

I'm sorry if we scared you.

I didn't expect you back from

New York for another couple months.

-I got some time off, so here I am.

-It's wonderful to have you back, dear.

We've got something to attend to.

We'll be right back, dear.

All right, Father. It's nice

to have guests in the house again.

Gentlemen, this way.

I followed him right through there.

-Did you have your glasses on

-Glasses No.

Oh, still chicken, eh

Get going, come on.

Look out for that first step!

Now he tells us.

Not here.

Here, around the corner.

-I don't see no TV set.

-Are you sure it was in here

Of course I'm sure.

It was right over here.

You better put

your glasses on, pop.

Well, they could have been over

there-- No, he was on the right...

...the television set was on the left,

and that was right.

I just don't understand it.

He must have gone and taken

that whole TV outfit with him.

I'll bet there's no

electronic-cartoon gadget either.

I heard that, and that's

where you're wrong, mister.

Come along with me, and

I'll show it to you.

Hey, professor, that's some

contraption you've got there.

Thank you, thank you.

I don't know whether to call it...

...a seagoing heli-tank,

a land-going heli-sub...

...or an airborne what-in-the-hel--

Excuse me. Anyway, it'll be interesting

to see who'll win the battle for it...

...the Army, Navy or Air Force.

Gentlemen, this is the machine

that is going to save our world.

Let's get to something

really important.

Where's the gimmick

that's gonna save our show

Gimmick

Oh, that's over here.

Your sponsor will renew

your contract in a minute...

...after he's seen

what I can do with this.

Okay, put on your glasses.

My electronic process, gentlemen.

No artist ever touched this. The

whole thing was drawn by a machine.

No artist, eh

Boy, that's amazing.

Sensational!

Now, all I have to do is figure out

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