The Three Stooges in Orbit Page #3

-Are you crazy Hey, look at that.

-That fat fellow, he's a doll, isn't he

-Come on, go. Come on.

You wanna watch your remarks, boy.

Hello, boys. How would you fellows

like to play mutiny

-Mutiny

-Mutiny

-What's that

-I'm glad you asked that.

-What's that

-I'm glad you asked that.

Well, gentlemen, I see that you've

finally made it. Late as usual.

And now a word from your sponsor,

Mr. Yuk Yuk himself.

-Mr. Galveston

-Of Galveston

Correct. And I don't mind saying

I'm considerable riled...

...because you got here so late. And

I hear you been doing this quite often.

-But I can explain.

-I don't want explanations.

And another thing, if you hombres

can't come up with a different type...

...of cartoon show,

it's gonna be the end of the trail.

What's wrong with what we're

doing now

-What kind of show do you want

-I couldn't tell you, boys.

I'm a businessman,

not a showman.

I just want something better

than ordinary cartoons.

-You've gotta come home with me.

-We're in conference.

Our cartoons ain't ordinary.

I see the same thing

on every cotton-picking show.

-Mr. Howard, please.

-Go away, professor, you bother me.

On the other hand, if you can

dream up something brand-new.

Oh, they'll never make it, G.G. Their

contract expires in 10 days.

Okay, meet you here

at 600 in 10 days.

And remember, a completely different

kind of cartoon show...

...or you're all through.

Saddle up my Rolls-Royce, son,

and I'll be on my way.

Right away, G.G.

Gentlemen, if your sponsor

really wants something new...

...I think I've got it.

Electronic cartoons.

-Electronic

-Exactly.

The most startling new process

since the magic lantern.

-Boys, you help me and I'll help you.

-Keep talking, grandpa.

-Come back home with me.

-Wait a minute.

I wanna say that after you left, I caught

that sneaking butler talking to Mars.

I tell you, they're getting ready to

invade us with flying saucers.

I saw myself on his television set.

-He's in orbit again.

-He's flying.

Boys, you've got to help me

until my work is done.

Remember, only us four can save

the world from destruction.

I'd hate to send for the wacky wagon,

he's such a nice old oddball.

Besides, maybe he's got something

to save our show.

I don't wanna find out.

That joint gives me the creeps!

Me too. Did you see

what that kooky butler did

All of a sudden, I'm aiming a gun

that ain't there.

Don't you jugheads realize

we're in a spot

You mean to tell me you'd let fear

stand in the way of our careers

-Yes!

-Do you mean to tell me...

...that you're too chicken

to face up to that kooky butler

Yes!

-With three against one

-Absolutely!

Oh, absolutely

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