The Three Stooges in Orbit Page #5

how to make it move.

There's nothing like a hearty breakfast

to start the day off.

You know, we ought to humor

the professor...

...until he finishes that

cartoon gizmo.

-Yeah, you never know.

-Home cooking, home cooking.

Hey, get your hotcakes here!

Hey, fellas, the landlady!

Well, what can I say, fellas When

I heard the knocking, it rang a bell.

-Oh, it rang a bell

-Yeah, but I saved my hotcakes.

-Well, so you did.

-Yeah, they're mine. I baked them up--

-Oh, my, what happened

-Well, it was an accident, professor.

See, this is the work

of a birdbrained idiot.

Yeah, a birdbrained idi--

-Thank you.

-How about me

Yeah, and a mental midget.

Go ahead.

Look, Father, the mail!

The Army, the Navy and the Air Force.

I told you there'd be a scramble

for my machine.

The Army.

Professor Danforth. Dear sir,

your invention is most interesting...

...but we feel the submarine feature

makes it more suitable for the Navy.

-The Navy.

-The Navy.

The Navy feels the tank-tread

feature makes your device...

...more suitable for the Army.

Listen to this from the Air Force.

The airborne feature

of your unique vehicle...

...opens up interesting possibilities.

Accordingly, the Air Force

will accept your kind invitation...

...and send a representative,

Capt. Andrews...

...who will be pleased to witness

the tests that you propose.

Afterwards, if results warrant,

we will consider a demonstration...

-...of the full-scale vehicle.

-Oh, boy!

They're coming, they're coming!

I knew they wouldn't turn me down.

-Congratulations, professor.

-You sure put it over.

Thank you. You know, I stayed up

late last night testing the model...

...and everything worked fine.

Come, I'll show you.

Clean up this mess.

I'll clean it up when I'm ready.

-Oh, you will

-Yeah, when I'm ready.

-So

-So I'm ready!

Hello.

-I'm Capt. Andrews, Air Force.

-Won't you come in

Yes.

I'm Carol Danforth. I was hoping

you'd come-- My father was hoping....

Well, he's right over here.

The remarkable thing

about this model is that it operates...

...completely by remote control.

This is Capt. Andrews of the Air

Force. My father, Professor Danforth.

-And our guests Moe and Larry.

-How do you do, professor

-Are you making a mistake!

-I'm sorry, sir.

-That's a bigger mistake.

-No, no, no. I'm Professor Danforth.

Yes, excuse me, professor.

Well, here she is, captain.

What do you think of her

-Wonderful.

-When hard pressed by the enemy...

...it can take to the air, dash across

country or dive underwater.

As a matter of fact,

it even seeks out water.

First, I'll demonstrate

how it operates as a tank.

See that, captain It's gonna

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