The Standoff Page #4

Synopsis: They can barely stand each other, but can they stand next to each other for three days, without sleep, for the chance to win the car of their dreams?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ilyssa Goodman
Production: First Point Entertainment
 
IMDB:
5.6
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
Year:
2016
90 min
153 Views


I'm gonna win a car!

Yes!

Yes, we did it.

- Ooh!

- It's kinda scary.

It's horrifying.

Look at this, man. This is

where it all goes down.

This is the end of the road.

This is for all the marbles.

This is where we separate

the men from the boys.

This is for the whole

kit and kaboodle.

- You make that up?

- No. That's legit.

"Kit and kaboodle." People

say that all the time.

- No.

- Yes.

- You don't even know what a kaboodle is.

- It's a...

It's a Korean poodle.

A "kaboodle."

Seriously.

You didn't know that?

Very aggressive breed of dog.

Really?

- My money's on him to win.

- Thank you, Zane.

Uh-huh,

concussion brain.

I'm gonna spell this out for you

because you probably can't read.

- "F," as in "failure."

You know, Dorka, I hear you've been

talking trash about winning this.

Oh, I don't talk trash.

I talk truth.

Words aren't gonna help you

win this competition, babe.

This is all physical,

and I've been trainin'.

Really? How do you

train for this?

Well, I've been

standing around a lot.

- 11 hours, 23 minutes.

- What's that?

How long you been

hanging out with your

"doctor who" action

figures last night?

No. That's how long you'll

last in this competition,

according to our

scientific calculations.

Sorry.

It's just like,

he's a football player,

and you're not.

Like, he's used to

physical punishment.

I think the last thing you

tackled was a bag of Cheetos.

I carried this cooler.

Oh, look at this guy.

Thinks he's all that.

He is all that. He's all

that with a side of fries.

Why's he need a car? He's

already got a motorcycle.

I know, right? He's probably

just getting the car

so he can jump over it on

his stupid motorcycle.

Loser.

Dude.

I'm sorry.

My money and everything else

is on her to win.

Sorry, man.

I forgive you.

It's understandable.

You're the guy

from the cat videos!

Hey, and you're the girl

in the girl videos.

I love rapping cat. I retweet

everything he says, he's so funny.

I don't know where he comes

up with some of that stuff.

Actually, he comes up with

that stuff through me.

Oh. Right.

'Cause he can't type

with his little paws.

And he can't rap either,

because, you know, he's a cat?

Right.

Why isn't he here?

Because he's at

home, being a cat.

I see you've got your entourage.

Oh, that's a crazy cat lady.

She follows me everywhere.

She wants to meet

the rapping cat,

but I'm afraid she

wants to eat him.

Well, as far as I'm concerned,

any fan is a good fan.

Speaking of fans, where

are your supporters?

I have all the friends

I need right here.

- Well, good luck.

- You too. Oh... okay.

Hi! Oh.

All right, I gotta

go set up camp.

- Gotta represent, buddy, okay?

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