The Secret Lives of Dorks Page #4

---

Dork Love.

And Payton -- Well, Payton

Leaves Me Alone.

Go, Bears!

That's My Girl.

You Should Probably Teach Her

How To Say Other Things At Some

Point.

Oh, Come On.

She Knows Other Stuff.

You Know She Actually Speaks At

A Right-Tackle Level?

Come On.

Watch The Game, Or I'll Make You

Run Laps.

Okay.

Okay, Okay. Catch It.

Catch It.

Catch It!

Yes!

Run That Sh*t!

Gale!

What?

Dad!

What?

Gale Just Said "Sh*t"!

While Watching A Game.

She's 6!

Oh, Come On.

She's Not Too Young To Learn How

To Properly Watch Football.

This Is Why She Needs A Woman

Figure In Her Life.

[ Chuckling ] Come On.

You Did Okay Without One.

Great. Thanks.

What?

I Didn't Mean Anything.

[ Door Slams ]

Okay, Let's Watch That Catch

Again.

You See That?

Mm-Hmm.

See The Quarterback In The

Pocket?

Mm-Hmm.

You See All That Protection

Around Him?

Uh-Huh.

You Know What That's Called?

Good Sh*t.

Good Sh*t.

[ Giggles ]

Okay, First Step In My Master

Plan -- Find Payton.

I'm Gonna Have To Be Nice To

Him If This Is Gonna Work.

You're Paranoid.

You Like Dark, Hidden Places

Where You Know You'll Be Alone,

Where No One Can Torment Or

Torture You.

What Are You, A

Psychotherapist?

[ Clank ]

Ow!

I Saw It On "Dr. Phil."

He Did This Whole Thing On It

Last Thursday.

Pfft!

I'm Not Paranoid, Okay?

I Just Like It Here.

You're Paranoid When It Comes

To Girls.

That's For Sure.

What?

You're Too Scared To Ask A

Girl Out Who's Standing Right In

Front Of You, Begging To Be

Asked.

What Are You Trying To Say?

Come Here, Baby, Ah

Come Here, Baby, Ah

Come Here, Baby, Ah

[ Scoffs ]

Samantha's Sweet, Nice.

Most Importantly, She's Into

You.

Samantha?

[ Growls ]

H-Hi, Payton. Hi.

Hey, Payton. Hi.

Hi, Payton.

You Don't Want To Go Out With

Her.

Don't Listen To Him.

She's A Great Catch For A Guy

Like You.

Girls Aren't Interested In

Me.

They Just Want To Be My Friend.

Hey, Do You Have Any "Batman"

Or "Superman" Books?

I Want Some Of Those.

Look, It's No Big Deal If

You're Too Scared To Ask A Girl

Out.

What, Did Dr. Phil Also Do A

Show On Reverse Psychology?

Last Monday. Why?

I'm Not Gonna Ask Her Out,

Okay?

Good Call.

She's Got No Tits And A Big Ass.

It's The Worst Combination.

Seriously -- You Got To Ask

Her Out.

What's The Worst That Could

Happen?

Well, She And All Her Friends

Could Laugh At Me In The

Hallway In Front Of The Whole

School, Scarring Me For Life,

Destroying My Self-Esteem To

The Point Where I Have No Nerve

To Ask Another Girl Out As Long

As I Live, And I Become A

Miserable, Lonely Old Man Who

Dies Alone, Completely Unloved.

This Is Gonna Be Harder Than

I Thought.

[ Sighs ]

[ Stopwatch Ticking ]

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes