The Secret Lives of Dorks Page #5
Come On.
Bronko.
Hi.
Hey.
Last Sunday, Huh?
Oh, Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, Except In The Third
Quarter, When They Were Up
Against A Cover 2 Zone.
They Tried To Run A Tackle Left.
Oh.
Are You Kidding Me?!
Everybody Knows When You're In
That Situation, You Run A Post
Pattern For An Easy Touchdown
There, Right?
Right. Yeah.
Right?!
Yeah, Right.
That's Crazy.
Crazy.
I Mean, In A Cover 2 Zone
Situation, Everybody Knows You
Got To Run A Post Pattern.
Even You Know!
I Know That, And I'm Not Even
A Coach!
I Know.
Kills Me.
Yeah.
Hey, You Know, I Was Looking For
A Good Place To Watch The Game
This Sunday, And I Was
Wondering -- Do You Know Any
Good Places, Any...
Recommendations?
I, Uh...
Well, Uh...
Not Really.
Stay On The Pavement, Fellas.
Yeah, You Heard Me, Smirk Face.
Took Me All Night.
Wow.
Nice Balls.
Dude, They Got You Again.
"Let Me Teach You A Few
Things About Girls."
You Know That Line In "Hamlet,"
Lesson 1 -- Don't Do That.
Lesson 2 -- Compliments Are
Good.
Over-Complimenting Shows
Desperation.
Women Sense Desperation Like
Dogs Sense Fear.
[ Chomps ]
Or Food.
[ Chuckles ]
I'm Not Sure Which.
Lesson 3 -- Really Don't Be
Yourself.
Can't Stress This Enough.
Carrie's Shirt Is Way
Boobalicious.
No, Seriously.
Way Boobalicious.
Boobalicious?
Really?
She's A Person With Feelings,
You Know.
I'd Love To Be Feeling All Up
In Her And Sh*t.
Don't Hate The Playa,
Home-Diggity.
Baby!
Waaahooooow!!
Lesson 4 -- Pay No Attention
To Clark.
Pay Attention To Things Like...
Her Nail Polish.
Girls Like When You Notice That
Sort Of Thing.
Get From Me.
Always Tell Hot Girls They're
Hot.
Okay.
Payton.
[ Smooches ]
Payton.
This One Is So Good.
What You Guys Watching?
Football.
But It's Wednesday.
They Don't Have Football On
Wednesday.
Oh, Yeah.
Uh, This Is One From The, Uh,
'85 Season.
Super Bowl Game?
No.
Championship Game?
No.
Look -- The Fog Bowl.
Fog Just Came In.
It Looks Like They're Playing On
Mount Olympus.
You Need Help, Dad.
Well, I Think It's Important
That Gale Has A Sense Of
History.
Go, Bears!
That's My Girl.
Hey, You Know, You Could Sit
Down And Watch With Us, You
Know, Like A Family.
Families Do More Than Just
Watch Football Together.
It Wasn't Like This Before Mom
Died.
Okay.
Just Don't Say Her Name.
I Didn't Mention Her Name.
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