The Sasquatch Gang Page #4
Bills?
Whatever.
Yes, they got
the new sabbath tabs.
Rock on.
And by telephone...
He doesn't live here anymore.
Stupid telemarketers.
And finally they have sent me
to give you this bill,
indicating
that you owe $1,438.93,
which has resulted
in a lien on your property,
principally
your Pontiac Firebird,
in that you rent this home.
All right,
this is all nerd talk.
That I don't get it.
to come up with the money,
otherwise the title
of your automobile
will be transferred
to the bank.
Here's the paperwork
indicating such.
Thank you so much
for your time.
Have a lovely day.
Hey, Mr. Dalrymple.
Oops.
It's burning.
Look at his face.
Lookit.
Stupid bald nerd.
Uh-oh. Hey, I'll pay it.
Oh, wait, I can't.
It's burned.
That stupid--
Sucks, man.
Where am I gonna get
1,400 bucks from?
How can I owe that much
for a $5 meal at Burgerville?
It doesn't make sense.
It's them finance charges,
I reckon.
They build up.
No crap, genius.
Where you from, Harvard?
Hey, you know what?
Why don't you stop telling me
things I already know
and come up with a way
for us to make this money?
'Cause ain't no one taking
the Firebird away from me.
Now, is this
or isn't this America?
I thought we lived
in a place
where the government
can't screw you over.
I don't think the government
is the one screwing you.
Fire in the hole.
Whatever, man.
This whole country
is founded
on not taking crap
from anyone, you know?
It's all about freedom, man,
like this,
you know, freedom
to hang out with a buddy,
drink some beers,
squeeze off a couple rounds.
Man, if I could get
within 50 yards of Bin Laden.
Check this out.
Remember when we was at Repticon
and that guy
was selling them chameleons?
Oh, great.
Again with the lizards.
And you was like,
"how much?"
and he was like, "$300."
And you was like,
"yeah, right."
Yeah, dude, I was there.
I remember.
What's your point?
Well, what if we got
a boy and a girl
and got them suckers
to mate?
Then we can sell
them baby chameleons,
but we sell them
for $299.
Then people will be like,
"why am I gonna give
that old guy $300
"when I can get them
same chameleons
for a dollar cheaper
How long would that take?
If the chameleons
are in heat,
probably...
three or four months.
Three or four months.
I need the money
in ten days, idiot.
Took you three or four months
to say that.
Well, then how about
a lemonade stand?
Lemonade stand.
How are we gonna make lemonade?
Will you idiots
shut up, please?
Why don't you shut up?
Yeah, Frankie,
why don't you shut up?
And what is this,
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