The Sasquatch Gang Page #3
Ain't that the truth?
Oh.
Blondeen.
You can tell that
from the poop?
No, it rained last night.
That means...
this would have been dumped
early this morning.
So it's, like,
a morning dump?
I better get some caution tape
out of the cruiser,
rope this area off.
You guys stay here and make sure
nobody messes with it.
Blondeen, better get Artie
on the phone.
He's gonna want to see this.
Okay, Melvin.
You get a shot of this kid
standing in front of that find,
and I'll ask
the questions, okay?
What did you say
your name was?
Gavin Gore.
And have you ever seen anything
like this before, Gavin?
like that a while back.
Tell them about the corn.
As you can see right behind
my right shoulder,
there is a very large
selection of feces
from what we think
could be
the Sasquatch.
We're bringing
in Artimus Snodgrass
is indeed a real find.
He is the world's
foremost authority
on Sasquatch
and Sasquatch scat.
And when will he be arriving?
Well, he should be
arriving here
within the next three days.
What led you to find
this Sasquatch feces?
Well, we were--
I came to get my video back.
No way, lamewad.
You lost.
We told you
we found Sasquatch footprints.
Look, it's on the news
right there.
Well, the truth
of the matter is--
Yeah, right.
Officer Chillcut's my uncle,
and he wouldn't know
the difference
between a deer track
and a snack pack.
So?
So.
He said he called that guy
from your stupid video.
Artimus Snodgrass?
He said he'll be here
in a couple of days
to see if the tracks
are real or not.
This is so stupid.
We didn't even bet on whether
the tracks were real.
We just bet on whether
we found some tracks.
I don't give a rat's boot
what the bet was, all right?
If he says it ain't real,
we get your videos.
Come on, just give me
my video back.
I don't even want
All right, let me go get it.
Yeah.
What?
Hello?
I'm out back
grilling brats, Shirts.
Are you Ezekiel Wilder?
Zerk Wilder, yeah.
Who wants to know?
I'm Mr. Ernie Dalrymple.
I represent Bilford, Cohen,
and Gregg Collection Agency.
Sir, do you have
in your possession
a credit card issued
by the New Bank of Flanders?
Yeah, I know I got one,
but I don't ever use it,
'cause it's
for emergencies only.
Sir,
It was used July 17, 1999,
At a Burgerville, for $5.17.
What?
Could I have one semi-huge
and four fresh
raspberry milk shakes?
Oh, yeah.
The reason I'm here today,
Mr. Wilder,
is that
for the last six years,
the bank has attempted
to reach you by letter...
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