The Owl House Page #4

Season #1 Episode #3: I Was a Teenage Abomination

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Gus:
[drops his magazine] No. No, it, [plays with his ears while staring at Luz's] it couldn't be.

Willow:
He's the president of the Human Appreciation Society. Most witches wouldn't be able to recognize a human right away. But Augustus is an expert.

Gus:
Where are your gills?

Luz:
I knew an Augustus back in the human world. We called him Gus.

Gus:
Gus? Nickname? Human nickname? Gus? Call me it. Wow. Gus. This is the best day of my life.

[A bell screams]

Gus:
I've gotta get to spelling class. [grabs his magazine and a wand before running off] See you guys at lunch!

Willow:
[waves at Gus] All right. Into the darkness you go.

Luz:
[hisses as she sinks down]

[Cut to the outside of the Owl House, where King is giving the baby trash slug a dog treat.]

King:
Aw. Who's a good Prince, Jr.? Who's a good guy?

Eda:
[in a lounge chair drinking out of a coffee mug] Hey, Mr. Wiggles. You're not gonna teach it anything doing that.

King:
It's called positive reinforcement, Eda. And it works wonders.

[Prince Jr. eats the treat King was dangling in front of it and doubles in size.]

King:
Ha ha! See? Now watch this. Prince, Jr.! Attack Eda! Knock over her drink! Mess up her hair!

Eda:
[deadpan] Oh, no. Please stop.

King:
Well, I haven't seen your student in forever. For all we know, she's not even loyal to you anymore.

Eda:
Ha-ha-ha, you wish. But yeah. Where is she?

[Cut to Abomination 101.]

Male student:
Hope I pass.

Female student:
I'm confident about this.

[Female student with ram horns stands at the front of the room with an abomination with eight feet sticking out of it in various places.]

Abomination Teacher: Hmm. Too many toenails in unexpected places. Fail. Pathetic!

[The abomination and the student deflate. She wheels her abomination off the platform at the front of the room.]

Abomination Teacher: The biggest abominations are all of you! If the next abomination is a failure, everyone gets extra homework for a month!

[all grumbling]

Male student:
Extra homework? Not again!

Abomination Teacher: [clears throat] And the next one to come up is...

Amity:
Excuse me, sir, but I am ready to present my abomination. Rise!

[It rises from the pot, groaning, and poses.]

Abomination Teacher: [chuckles] I've always saved the best for last, Amity. You'll have to wait your turn. How about... Willow.

Male student:
Not Half‐a‐Witch.

Female student:
Great. Homework for a month.

Luz:
[peeks out of the pot] Don't listen to them, Willow. We can do this.

[Willow gives her a small smile and nods. She wheels her pot to the front of the room and sets it down nervously.]

Willow:
Uh... Abomination, rise.

Luz:
[punches the lid off and jumps out] Ta‐da!

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