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Season #1 Episode #3: I Was a Teenage Abomination

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[bells pealing]

Willow:
[flinches and puts Luz's arm down] Uh, I'm sorry. I can't stay. I have to go disappoint my teacher. It was nice to meet you, human. [walks away, half-waving]

Luz:
[half-waves back, then rushes after her] Wait! I'm Luz. And you're Willow, right? What you did with that flower and those plants, it was... wow.

Willow:
Thanks, but... I'm not even supposed to be doing plant magic. My parents put me in the abomination track at school.

Luz:
[squeals, grabbing Willow] Like, magic school?

[Willow nods]

Luz:
That's so cool! [lets Willow go] I'm so jealous. I have a teacher, but her lessons are a bit... untraditional. I bet she wouldn't even let me enroll. But I wish I could spend one day there.

Willow:
I wish I could get a passing grade for once. Then people would stop calling me "Half‐a‐Witch Willow."

[She kicks her spilled abomination, which groans.]

Luz:
Hey, wait. I know how we can both get what we want. [picks up abomination goo in both hands and splashes it on her hoodie] Make me your abomination. I'll get you a good grade, and you can get me into magic school. It's fiendishly clever.

Willow:
What?

Luz:
I saw that girl's thing. It's just chunks of stuff that talks weird. I'm chunks of stuff, and I talk weird!

Willow:
That's true. [giggles] Okay. It's a deal. Luz.

[They shake hands.]

Luz:
This is a great plan.

[They try to pull their hands apart, but the abomination goo on Luz's leaves them stuck together.]

Willow:
Oops. Abomination goo.

[Luz uses her foot to free them, but the force sends her splashing in the goo on the ground.]

Luz:
Great plan.

[Willow perks up. Cut to the exterior of a school.]

Willow:
Welcome to Hexside School of Magic and Demonics. Remember to stay hidden, okay?

[Luz, of inside Willow's abomination pot, squeals and giggles. Cut to the interior of Hexside. Willow stops at a locker, tickling it to make it open its mouth and give her her books. A shorter witch reading a magazine bumps into her.]

Willow:
Hmm?

Gus:
Willow, you would not believe humans.

Willow:
Humans? Psh. I haven't seen any. What?

Gus:
[showing her the magazine] Did you know that humans nail barbed wire to their kids' teeth? But why? Maybe to make them magnetic.

Luz:
Actually, it's for storing treats.

[Gus looks confused]

Willow:
Okay, Augustus. I'm gonna tell you something. But you have to be cool.

Gus:
I can be spool. [stammers] I mean, cool.

Willow:
Okay. Abomination, rise.

Luz:
[stands out of the pot] Ta‐da! I'm an abomination.

Willow:
Luz, that's not how abominations act.

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