The New Guy Page #4

Make sure everybody

sees him go down.

Careful.

You mind if I sit down?

Wrong level, b*tch.

B*tch, say what?

I think we got

a serious problem here.

If is you, there's no prob...

Dude, whats with you?

Who's the b*tch now?

You guys might want to come

scoop up your friend.

Sh*t!

Oh, God!

What are you doing?

Knocking you into the hall

and me into the history books.

Who's the b*tch now?

You've gotta be kidding me!

Don't go that way.

Help!

Who's the b*tch now?

Coming through!

Look out! Coming through!

Take your hat off in school!

Lets have a round of applause

for Conner Maguire.

Everyone?

Come on. Everyone?

You!

Come on.

Don't be shy!

Stop it, all of you!

Hello, son.

I told you last time, you start

something, you're what? You're gone!

Well, my friend,

looks like is last call.

Last call?

He didn't start it.

I did.

Who the hell are you?

I'm the new guy.

How's the nose?

Shut up!

Look at that freak,

sitting on top of the tower.

Move!

We should unroll the welcome mat.

I should go kick his ass.

I've dreamed of dating

the expelled guy.

Expelled guys rock!

Later.

Later.

You're not going over there.

I wasn't.

Now I am.

Later.

She just dissed you.

Dude, shut up!

Hey, new guy.

Got a name?

Harris, Gil Harris.

I'm Courtney, thas Carmen,

thas Danielle.

How do you like our

little slice of paradise?

I gotta tell you...

...its nice to be somewhere

without bars.

You were in jail?

Did they give you a

full body cavity search?

Forgive my friends.

They get shy around strangers.

My fault, I talk too much.

Thas hot.

There's a party tonight at my house,

if you can come.

I don't make plans.

Not my style.

We love you, Rocky Creek!

We're here all week!

We love Texas and we love you too!

So I'm guessing it went well?

In 10 minutes, the first 18 years

of my life completely changed.

They bought it?

Things have changed.

You made it to the 50th

level of Kunark.

Better. I got invited to a party.

Dizzy Gillespie Harrison.

Excuse me while I do the bugaloo!

Whoa, slow down, funky white boy.

Did they invite you,

or Gil Harris?

Listen, the point is nobody stuffed me

in my locker or singed off my ass hair.

Please.

No offense.

Are you saying these chicks party

on a school night?

Courtney does.

That is without doubt the sluttiest

girl I have ever seen!

I know. Isn't it great?

You have to do her.

And while you're with her, think of me.

Okay, that sounded gay.

Courtney is expecting Gil

at the party tonight.

She's right, how would

Gil Harris party?

The question is, how would Gil

get jiggy with this chick...

...and make her say,

"Who's your daddy?"

While respecting her as a woman.

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