The New Guy

Synopsis: Dizzy Harrison is an unpopular, high school geek going through a hellish senior year. In an attempt to make a new identity for himself, Dizzy gets himself expelled from his high school, learns the technics of being cool from a prison inmate, and enrolls at a new high school under the alias Gil Harris, to make new friends where he soon gains respect from the jocks and geeks alike. Dizzy then gets noticed by the head cheerleader, Danielle, and helps the school football team gain self-respect to win games. But things unknowingly begin to turn sour when Danielle's disgruntled boyfriend begins investigating into "Gil Harris'" past to uncover any dirt on him.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ed Decter
Production: Columbia Pictures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.9
Metacritic:
24
Rotten Tomatoes:
7%
PG-13
Year:
2002
88 min
$28,972,187
Website
252 Views


I hear you're having troubles.

No wonder! Look at you.

You wanna change your life

so you come to hear the story.

High school popularity ain't a contest,

is a war.

Dizzy Harrison

is its greatest casualty.

See, his story

is really my story.

Because behind

every so-called hero...

...is a little pissed off dude

that don't get no credit!

We have to go back a ways.

Even as a small child, Dizzy Harrison

had his own particular style.

As you can see, I didn't

have a lot to work with.

I hurt myself!

Things didn't get any

better from there.

As the years went by,

he got taller, whiter, skinnier.

First day, senior year.

And we're gonna be

the top dogs.

I wish I'd drowned this summer.

We all do, Kirk.

We'll always be Blips.

Blips?

We're barely on the radar!

Not this year. We're seniors now.

I'm with Dizzy on this one.

Its never too late

to make a change.

Full metal jacket.

Dad, put those away!

You're such a dork!

I say we bail.

Home schooling?

My dad could teach drinking.

Nobody bails, bands stick together.

Guys, relax. Music has

the power to transform.

There's some pain.

Good luck, son!

Yo, Blip? Little help?

I'll never get used to that.

Can anyone help me?

Get out of the way!

You're not going to talk to her.

That is Tina Ass-good, man!

Like a wood elf versus Al'Kabor.

You'll get power leveled!

We're not playing EverQuest,

we're on earth.

Speak for yourself.

I'm going in.

Take that.

I know I can do this.

Tina!

You are?

Dizzy.

You gonna help me, or what?

Yeah!

You got to know your...

Its very technical.

A Blip is talking to Tina Osgood.

Look at my boy!

Didn't they tie you up last year and

make you wear rubber breasts?

You remember!

Thats really sweet.

I imagine God having an ass like that.

Did that sound gay?

I've been thinking,

we're seniors now...

...and maybe sometime, if you

wanted to drink coffee...

...near me...

...l would pay.

Truthfully?

Yeah?

You're not my...

Type.

You know those moments

when a man makes...

...a decision thall change his life...

...and he steps up to become the hero

he was meant to be?

This ain't one of those moments.

I thought about this type thing.

To be honest,

you're not my type either.

Did you think thatd work?

No, but I thought it was

worth giving it a shot.

You know something?

Yo, freak!

What are you doing?

Talking.

Innocent conversation.

Innocent? Then whas this?

Oh, my God! Thas disgusting!

Loser, nice pup tent!

We need to cover you up.

What is this?

Mrs. Whitman! Its my...

Its mine now!

Is this a weapon? You can't bring

loaded weapons to school!

You're tearing the skin!

My deal!

I'm showing this to Principal Zaylor.

Cut it out!

I know what you're thinking.

Its not medically possible.

But let me ask you this.

Are you a doctor?

I have good news.

Your son's condition is treatable.

What condition? The fact

that I can pee around a corner?

Watch your mouth.

He can't help it. Whas wrong

with Dizzy, in medical terms...

...its called Tourette's syndrome.

Tourette's syndrome?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

Language, son.

You won't cure him with force,

Papa Bear.

Its going to take a lot of hugs

and a lot of drugs.

Only take one of these a day.

Nice pack.

There he is.

Diz?

They gave me these pills for my

Tourette's, but they're not working.

Come on, is not that bad.

Not that bad?

At least as Blips...

...we were invisible.

You break your dick in front

of the whole school...

...people remember that.

His life is ruined.

I mean, I'm an idiot.

I'll never be able to go back

to school again.

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