The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Page #4

Something tickles.

Oh, Pooh! You mess up my moose!

[Kanga] Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you.

[Roo] Flowers!

[Pooh] Honeysuckle!

[Kanga] No, Pooh. You don't eat them--- you smell them.

[Pooh] Oh. (Sniff)

[Rabbit] It's not bad, not bad at all. It's rather good I think.

[Pooh] Awwww.... (Sniff) Awwww...

[Rabbit] Oh, no, no.

[Pooh] Chooo!

[Rabbit] Oh, no, no, help! Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? Why, oh why, oh why?

While Pooh's bottom was stuck at the top of page 28, his top was stuck at the bottom of page 30. So both ends waited to get thin again. Day after day, night after lonely night.

I wonder what's for breakfast? (Snore) Breakfast, (snore) lunch. A lunchbox!

[Gopher] It certainly is. I'm working at swing-shift you know. Time for my midnight snack. Say, aren't you that stuck up bear? I still think I can blast you out of there.

What sort of lunch is in that lunchbox?

[Gopher] Here, a... let me see here... summer squash, summer salad, succotash, custard, and honey.

Honey?

[Rabbit] Honey! Oh, no!

Could you spare a small smackerel?

Say, you have to do something about that speech impediment, sonny.

Oh, thank you Gopher.

[Rabbit] Oh, no, not that, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not one drop!

But Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it. I was just going to taste it.

[Rabbit] I'll taste it for you.

[Gopher] That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey!

[Rabbit] DON'T FEED THE BEAR!

[Gopher] I'm gonna skidaddle. I'm not in the book... Eeeeyaaaa...And I'm a dinkdad glad of it.

And then one morning, when Rabbit was beginning to think that he might never be able to use his front door again, it happened.

He budged! Hooray! Christopher Robin! Christopher Robin! He bidged! He badged! He boodged! ...

Hurray for you

Hurray for me

Hurray, Hurray

The Pooh will soon be free

Dum da dum pa rum pa rum pa rum

Now the time has come for proving what the diet did for Pooh

And since we pledged he'd be unwedged that's what we're going to do

He'll be pulled and he'll be tugged and eventually unplugged

We'll have a tug of war, To open rabbit's door

Think heave-ish

Think ho-ish

And out the Pooh will go-ish

For mind over matter has made the Pooh un-fatter

Heave!

Ho!

Heave!

Ho!

Heave Heave Heave Heave Heeeeeeeeave. (Pop!)

[Rabbit] There he goes!

[Gopher] Suffering sassafras. He is sailing clean out of the book. Quick, turn the page.

[Eeyore] Stuck again.

[Christopher Robin] Don't worry, Pooh! We'll get you out.

[Pooh] No hurry! Take your time. Yum, yum.

Bears love honey and I'm a Pooh bear

Yum Yum Yum Yum

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