The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Page #3

Oh dear, it's no use, there's only one thing to do, I'll get Christopher Robin. Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh my, heavens to Betsy.

Well, if it isn't Pooh Bear.

Oh hallo Owl.

Splendid day... to be up and about one's business... Oh, I say, are you stuck?

No, no, just resting and thinking and humming to myself.

You, sir, are stuck. A wedged bear in a great tightness. In a word, irremovable. Now obviously this situation calls for an expert.

Somebody call for excavation expert? I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service. Gopher's the name. Here's my card. What's your problem?

Yes, yes, yes, yes. It seems the entrance to Rabbit's domicile is impassable. To be exact, plugged.

And you want me to dig it out?

Precisely, I say, it's over here my good fellow.

Fist thing to be done is get rid of that bear. He's gumming up the whole project.

Dash it all, he is the project.

Umm... Hard digging, might hit bedrock, danger can happen, risky. Needs planks for bracing. Big job, take two, three days.

Three days? What about lunches?

No problem, I always go home for lunch.

Oh, this will run into money.

I say, how much

Er, do the job for hourly wage, plus cover material plus overtime plus 10 percent.

And your estimate?

Can't give you an estimate, too risky.

Blast it all.

Good id! Will dynamite, save time.

What's the charge?

The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.

Oh no no no, the cost, the charge in money?

No charge account, I work strictly cash.

Obviously, but I should think...

Well I can't stand around lollygaging all day, I've got a tight schedule...Think it over. Let me know. You've got my card. I'm not in the book, you know.

Oh dash it all, he's gone.

[Pooh] After all, he's not in the book you know.

Oh.

[Rabbit] Here we come, don't worry.

[Christopher Robin] Cheer up, Pooh bear, we're coming. We'll get you out.

[Eeyore] Well, maybe.

[Christopher Robin] Silly old bear, here, give me your paw.

Oh, it's no use, I'm stuck.

Well, if we can't pull you out Pooh, perhaps we can push you back.

[Rabbit] Oh, no, not that. Oh, my gracious, oh dear. Having got this far, it seems a pity to waste it.

[Christopher Robin] Pooh bear, there's only one thing we can do, wait for you to get thin again.

Oh bother, how long will that take?

[Eeyore] Days, weeks, months, who knows.

[Rabbit] Oh dear, if I have to face that, that thing for months. ... Make the best of it. Oh, no! There it is again! Well, I'll just turn it to the wall. Oh, dear! Yes, a frame! Aha! No, no, no, no. No. Nice.... And a splash of color. Oh, it, it, it just doesn't have that rustic and proper look. There. A hunting trophy. I know just the thing.

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