The Lego Movie Page #4

---

Everyone,

to go after The Special.

The tunnel's that way.

Oh, boy!

Oh, sir, you're brilliant.

- We'll build a motorcycle out of the alleyway.

- Ow. Oh.

So, uh, didn't catch your name...

...or anything about what you're, uh, up to.

Or what we're doing here.

It's brilliant, sir, that you pretended

to be a useless nobody...

...but you can drop the act with me.

It's cool.

Oh, the act.

Whoa.

Whoa!

Jump on. Let's go!

Hey, uh, I...

Hang on, sir.

All units...

...cut him off on Elm, now!

Or whenever you can.

10-4, Bad Cop.

- Watch out!

- Hold on.

We need to meet up with Vitruvius...

...and tell him the Piece has been found.

Uh-huh.

They're up on the monorail.

Release the copper choppers.

Oh, no!

Will you please tell me what is happening?

I'm rescuing you, sir.

You're the one the prophecy spoke of.

You're The Special.

Me?

You found the Piece of Resistance.

And the prophecy states...

...that you are the most important,

most talented...

...most interesting...

...and most extraordinary person

in the universe.

That's you. Right?

Uh, yes. That's me.

Great. You drive.

What?

I wanna go home!

This is not what I meant!

Oh, no.

Look out, Special!

Uh, sorry. Never driven a motorcycle. Sorry!

- Wow, he's amazing.

- Aah!

That was incredible!

You're even better

than the prophecy said you'd be.

Oh. Really?

I'm, uh... I'm Wyldstyle.

- Oh, I'm sorry, what was it?

- Wyldstyle.

- "Wyldstyle"?

Yep.

- What are you, a DJ?

No.

- Oh, that's your name? "Wyldstyle"?

- Yeah.

Like on your birth certificate,

it says "Wyldstyle. "

Let's not talk about my name!

Don't let The Special get away.

Sir, we've blocked the freeway.

Hang on, sir!

What are you doing?

Let's fly!

Whoa!

Head for the secret tunnel.

Uh, these are the city limits.

Let's just head for the tunnel.

You want me to drive

into that weird swirly hole?

Are you insane?

Don't brake! Go! Don't stop! Go! Now!

I can't do this!

That is against the instructions!

Wait, what's your favorite restaurant?

Any chain restaurant.

Favorite TV show?

Where Are My Pants?

Favorite song?

Everything Is Awesome!

Oh, no!

Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!

Wait. Where are we?

This is so weir...! Ow!

You're not The Special! You lied to me!

It really kind of depends on...

You're not even a MasterBuilder, are you?

Uh, I mean, I know what a MasterBuilder is.

Why don't you tell me what it is?

That way I could see if you're right.

You've ruined the prophecy.

Rate this script:2.4 / 11 votes