The Lego Movie Page #3

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It means I don't believe you!

Why else would you show up

with that thing on your back...

...just three days before

President Business...

...is going to use the Kragle

to end the world?

President Business is gonna end the world?

But he's such a good guy.

And Octan, they make good stuff.

Music, dairy products, coffee, TVshows...

...surveillance systems,

all history books, voting machines.

Wait a minute.

Come on, you can't be this stupid.

This is a misunderstanding.

I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy.

I'm late to meet my best friends

in the whole world.

They're probably missing me right now.

They're probably out looking around.

"Hey, where's Emmet?

Hey, where's my best friend Emmet?"

Hey, you know what?

Ask all my friends. They'll tell you.

Oh, we asked them, all right.

Boom!

That guy's not a criminal mastermind.

See?

Yeah. You know, he's kind of

an average, normal kind of guy.

Thank you.

But, you know, he's not, like...

...normal like us. No.

He's not that special.

Wait, I'm so confused.

Who are we talking about?

Wait, does he work with us?

Gail doesn't remember me?

Look at Randy here.

He likes sausage. That's something.

Gail is perky. That's something.

And Harry...

...well...

- When you say Harry, I go:

When you say the other guy, I go:

Harry's the best!

- Harry's got personality.

He's weird! He's weird!

I know that guy but I know, like,

zippy-zap about him.

We just talked earlier.

I mean, all he does is say yes...

...to everything everybody else is doing.

You know, he's just sort of a "Hmm!"

Little bit of a blank slate, I guess.

That'll be $42, please.

We all have something that makes us

something and Emmet is...

...nothing.

There you go.

- I told you I was a nobody.

Oh.

It's the perfect cover.

Cover? Cover for what?

I can't break him.

Take him to the melting chamber.

What? Aah!

You're gonna melt me? Am I gonna die?

You'll live. You'll be fine.

President Business.

I have him right here, sir.

Yes, we've told him he'll live

so he doesn't try to escape, but, um...

...we're lying to him.

Wait, what did he just say?

Hold still.

Wait! There's obviously been a mix-up here.

You've got the wrong...

Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

That is gonna start hurting...

...pretty soon.

Ow, ow, ow!

No, no, no!

Whoa. Who are you?

It's you?

Come with me if you wanna not die.

Hi, everybody! How's the melting goi...?

Hey, hey, hey!

Red alert, red alert.

I need everyone, repeat:

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