The Lego Movie Page #5

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Look, I'm sorry, okay? You just...

You made being special sound so good.

And to think I was going to follow you

to the end of the universe.

You were?

Here's the thing.

How do we know for sure

that I'm not The Special?

- We just don't know it yet.

- Quiet.

Y'all want a giant turkey leg?

Do you have any idea

what that does to your colon?

- Oh, my G-O-S-H.

Just put the hat on.

Oh...

...and this. And this. And this.

- And this.

- Aah!

And, by the way, I have a boyfriend.

Uh, I'm not sure exactly

why you'd bring that up.

It's super serious.

You do not want to mess with him.

Okay.

So don't get any ideas.

I never have any ideas.

Wait!

Stick them up.

Hands where I can see them.

Hey, uh, listen. You think

you can explain why I'm dressed like this...

...and what those big words

in the sky were all about?

And, like, where we are in time.

Your home, Bricksburg,

is one of many realms in the universe.

There's also this one...

...Pirate's Cove, Knight's Club,

Viking's Landing, Clown Town...

...a bunch of others

we don't need to mention.

Mm-hm.

Lord Business,

or as you think you know him...

...President Business...

...stole the Kragle,

the most powerful object in the universe.

Blah, blah, blah.

Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff.

...Piece of Resistance is The Special.

Mm-hm.

I'm so pretty. I like you.

But I'm angry with you for some reason.

...tower at the end of the universe...

Mm-hm.

...put the Piece of Resistance

onto the Kragle...

...and disarm it forever.

Great.

I think I got it...

...butjust in case...

...tell me the whole thing again.

I wasn't listening.

Okay. All the people

of the universe were once free to travel...

...and mingle and build

whatever they wanted.

But President Business

was confused by all the chaos.

So he erected walls between the worlds...

...and became obsessed

with order and perfection.

And he stole the mysterious...

...secret super weapon called...

The Kragle!

- And he hired Bad Cop...

...to hunt down all the MasterBuilders,

who were always changing everything.

And those of us who remained...

...well, we went into hiding.

Built the tunnels to survive.

And we search for the Piece of Resistance.

The only thing that can stop the Kragle.

Kragle. I know that.

It might have been that cop.

He said something about the Kragle.

President Business

was going to use the Kragle...

...to end the world in three days.

I can't make any sense of it.

Taco Tuesday.

I knew that was suspicious.

There's no time to lose.

We must find Vitruvius and get to

the Office Tower before it's too late.

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