The Last Horror Movie Page #3

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I don't know.

Something

with a future, at least.

Oh, yes,

a future.

I've always wanted

one of those.

Can't you

take anything seriously?

My older sister Sam is,

as you can see,

concerned

I'm wasting my life.

Whatever.

Do what you want.

I am doing

what I want.

Are you doing

what you want?

What?

Well, all this.

The house,

the husband, the kids.

Is it really

satisfying?

I'm not

gonna have this discussion...

for the benefit

of your film, Max.

Go on.

You staying to dinner

or what?

I think

we should eat Nico.

You have to smash out the meat

fairly brutally...

to make it

nice and tender.

Oh, don't worry...

it's just

a little wood pigeon...

I'm preparing

for a friend of mine.

Just add a little stock.

Now a little bit

of wine.

You just want

to come a little closer?

Now we'll just

let that cook for a bit.

And then

we'll add some cream later.

Max!

That looks

absolutely delicious.

Tuck in.

Well, isn't your friend

going to join us?

He's not my friend.

He's my assistant.

And he's here

to help me make my film.

Have some potatoes.

What are you planning

to do with this film?

Oh, probably nothing.

It's just

a personal project.

What's the point?

Well,

that is the point.

Only you could

be mad enough...

to have someone constantly

following you around...

with a camera.

Thanks.

Great.

Bye, Petra.

Bye.

Petra's

one of my oldest friends.

We actually had a bit of a thing

with each other a few years ago.

Now we're just mates.

I think it's a good thing

we're not going out...

with each other

anymore.

We'd probably

kill each other.

Oh, here,

do you want some of this?

That was good work.

Well done.

Do you want

to give me a hand here?

But I'm filming.

Just put the camera down

and give me a hand.

Come on!

I wonder how long it'll take

before they find that one?

Come on.

Come on, get the camera.

Let's go.

Generally,

I try to mix things up a bit.

Victims, weapons, methods,

locations, circumstances.

Also, if you take

some money and stuff...

they think

the motive is robbery.

Now, obviously,

this means...

you have to keep

using your imagination...

but it also means that they

can't build up a profile.

I mean,

as far as I know...

they haven't even connected up

any of mine...

and I've done

at least 50 so far.

The problem is,

you don't get a lot of coverage.

You don't get

to really make a statement.

And that's why

I've decided to make this film.

I suppose you'll be thinking

I've exposed myself...

but don't worry.

I've thought of a solution

to that, too.

You may now kiss

the bride.

I can't believe

you did it, mate.

You wanker.

Give us another one of them,

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