The Last Horror Movie Page #4

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will you?

How you feeling?

Mad.

Are you happy

to be married?

Yeah, I suppose.

You suppose?

I don't know.

Only did it

to shut her up.

Ritchie!

All right.

Duty calls.

I'm trying to make this film

not just about me...

but about life

in general.

I mean, you could look at me

and say I'm a predator.

And then

the question is...

what makes some people

the lions...

and others

the wildebeest?

Who decides that?

When are you gonna

do one?

Don't know.

You still want to,

don't you?

Aye.

It's important

that you participate fully...

in this project.

We discussed this,

didn't we?

Aye.

You don't want to stay

a wildebeest, do you?

Do you?

No.

Good.

Yes?

Hello.

What's all this?

He's making a film

with me.

Film?

Yes.

Oh.

Tea for you,

young man?

Please.

Milk?

Please.

Sugar?

One, please.

So, how are you?

How am I?

What's to tell?

Nothing to tell.

I'm fine.

Is your tea

all right?

Oh, it's fine,

thank you, Grandma.

And yours?

Fine.

So, when did

I last see you?

Let me see, now.

You never come around

to see your grandma.

What are you up to

these days?

I'm still doing

my filming.

Making any money

at it?

I get by.

Still doing...

what is it, the weddings?

That's right.

Your father

was exactly the same.

He never could

settle to anything.

Do you think it's

a family trait, Grandma?

Family trait?

I don't know.

Didn't come from my side

of the family.

That's for sure.

What the...

What the f***

are you doing out there?

Get in here.

Brilliant.

You almost missed

everything.

Now, go down

and get a good shot of her.

I'm not going to say anything

flippant or ironic to you.

I know

you won't understand...

but I'm gonna explain a couple

of things to you, anyway.

You see that there?

We're making a film

of this.

We're trying to do something

that hasn't been done before.

Well, I've never heard of it

being done before.

We're trying to make

an intelligent movie...

about murder...

while actually

doing the murders.

Now, I know

that doesn't help you...

and it doesn't justify

what I've done...

but at least

it's interesting.

You see, that's the point,

isn't it?

See?

To try to do something

interesting.

The problem is...

it looks like you can't do

anything interesting...

unless you give people

a shock...

and you can't give people

a shock...

unless you do something

really horrible.

No, wait, wait, wait.

I haven't finished.

I was hoping to get some sort of

a reaction from her.

I mean, that would be something,

wouldn't it?

To get someone to see

the point of this...

while actually being

part of it, too.

Oh, now you really hate me,

don't you?

Well, that's fine.

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